I'm Not Carter Deems

Chester Bennington's wounds will not heal.

Hey @JodyHighroller, why aren't you following @Poppy? 🤔

Hey @Dracula, I'll buy your account for one dollar for every one of your followers.

There's no justifying a Spotify Turkey.

When someone tries to take your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Turtles in Time laserdisc. xitter.cf/poppy/status/877339244…

I never thought I'd lose my pink jellybean.

Call me Donny Mr. Osmond.

Titanic is such a wet movie. Vodka is made from potatoes.

My last tweet is insured for 1 million dollars. @StateFarm

That last tweet is probably going to come back to bite me.

I'm going to commit insurance fraud.

You won't like me when you try to take my power supply.

What's a boy supposed to do if he needs a processor at midnight?

Hey @AlexaBliss_WWE, did you realize that you look like Penny from Rescue Rangers?

I rued the day Ricky Steamboat remembered his finisher.

I think @AlexaBliss_WWE might not be my character.

Life insurance really doesn't insure your life.

"Give me car, or give me Playstation." -Patrick Henry