“Known for his Mustache on LinkedIn” -CoStar November 2025

Fort Myers, FL
Joined September 2025
AI Slop isn't limited to social media. It's found its way into listing photos too. This particular listing has 4 or 5 units, depending on how you prompt it.
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Trump is demanding the Fed cut rates and I think it would be the worst thing that could happen in housing in America right now. Housing starts just came in at 1.239 million against an expectation of 1.35 million. We are short somewhere between 3 million and 7 million homes depending on which *expert* you trust. The construction labor force is aging out. Permitting timelines are getting longer and more difficult in many areas. Material costs remain elevated and the physical capacity to build homes in this country is not keeping up. Lower rates do not create a single new home, just more captive buyers. What happens when you flood demand into a market that physically cannot build fast enough? Prices go up! The bidding wars return (i.e San Francisco). First time homebuyers get priced out again by investors and move up buyers with more equity and better credit. We saw this movie in 2020 and 2021. The Fed dropped rates to near zero and home prices exploded by 40%+ in some areas in 2 years! Homeownership rates barely moved and the people that were supposed to benefit from cheap money got outbid by the people who already had money. The supply problem is a four legged stool: construction, zoning, labor, and permitting... and it's happening all at once. Not a single one of these things gets solved by making money cheaper. However, they do get solved by making it easier and faster to build. Personally, I want lower rates as much as anyone. Every one of my personal real estate projects would pencil better with cheaper debt. But cutting rates without fixing the supply side just sends more buyers into a market that cannot already keep up.
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AI slop has gotten bad enough that LinkedIn is reportedly taking action. Even wilder: Cloudflare says 57.4% of requests to websites it hosts are now bots, vs. 42.6% from humans. Hoping this tips the scales back towards authentic, in-person relationships. One can hope.
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I vacuumed an entire hatch of spiders before a warehouse showing today. Thinking I might give the Dyson a Viking funeral because I can’t bring it back into my home. Maybe I go and vacuum up some bleach to confirm it’s lifeless IDK.
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25,000 SF warehouse/showroom fronting Metro Pkwy (40k+ AADT) in Fort Myers. Four dock high + two drive-in doors 19 to 24 ft clear, tilt wall Built-out office/showroom Fenced outdoor storage Available now Got a tenant? DM me. #FloridaIndustrial #SWFLRealEstate
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Imagine showing this headline to someone even 10 years ago. Their brain would melt.
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This is who runs this account.
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The best time to tour industrial property in Southwest Florida? July. Preferably early afternoon.
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No toxic political discourse. No thirst traps. Just people nerding out over buildings and dirt. (Ok, there’s still a small amount of World Cup rage bait, but that one is on me.)
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That didn’t last long. Just got a follow from a Cam Girl.
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Literally two minutes into my return and I get a push notification for a political drama post with ZERO likes. I just wanna talk about warehouses and outdoor storage. Is that too much to ask? :'(
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My situation has changed a bit since I last introduced myself here. I'm a Southwest Florida based Industrial broker with CBRE. (That's new.) I have a mustache. I'm a happily married twin dad. I'm in a love-hate relationship with Atlanta Sports teams. ...Hi.
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I've only been on here for like 9 months. I just about gave up with the algorithm force feeding me psychotic takes on stuff I didn't care about. I came here for #ReTwit. And based on my feed today, something occurred that brought it back to life.
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Respectfully, Argentina - WTF. Absolutely absurd comeback and it has looked TOO easy.
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It’s been fun to believe even for a moment, USMNT. Belgium beat us in every position on the field today.
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It’s been an exceptional day at the @SIORglobal conference! Two of the most respected voices in CRE social are here. @Carson_CRE, @TheMoRegalado, with a touch of @TheSaadiaSheikh
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