@Carson68023940

if you dm me it may be a couple days till I respond. I don’t hate you I just don’t check lmao. -20

Hell probably
Joined July 2020
Carson retweeted
I managed to piss him off once, I hope he thought of me as his osprey went down.
Every Osprey crash story I'm reminded of the reddit guy who's whole thing was how the Ospry isn't that dangerous and had the handle UR_WRONG_ABOUT_V22 and then preceeded to die in an Osprey crash
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I just managed to get out, I went to the bus, the bus suddenly stopped working, a lady got mad so she decided to get off the bus and the moment she got out someone with a motorcycle hit her?? DUDE I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
I went to the library's bathroom and I accidentally broke the doorknob and I'm stuck
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Carson retweeted
"because i drew that too"
Replying to @Spluar
because i drew that too
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My brother in christ
Cyberleek has shared new GTA 6 footage showing Lucia running around completely nude, with fans drawing attention to the game’s jiggle physics.
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In the Cyberleek GTA 6 leak, Lucia is shown topless but wearing a thong or bikini bottoms, not completely nude. dexerto.com/gta/gta-6-leak… insider-gaming.com/topless-lucia-… videogameschronicle.com/news/as-rockst…
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this is what they’re gonna write in my obituary
BREAKING: James “Talafreako” Talarico has died of AIDS in his home in Faggotville, TX. He is survived by his faggot family and faggot friends and faggot dog. FOLLOW: @NewsBarron
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it makes me so incredibly angry when women who had consensual sex with a man who later ghosted them refer to that relatively minor betrayal using the only language available to me to discuss the unspeakable horrors I experienced as a child.
Amazing things happening on Threads
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It's been so long since the last spiderverse movie the kid who animated the lego scene grew up😭
no longer the 17 year old animator.... ....I am now officially a legal adult
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Youtuber builds system that mimics Flock to spy on cops. Cops show up at his door and ask what he is going to do with all the data he is collecting. Youtuber responds that this is the exact same concern citizens have when you use this same technology to spy on them. Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=ncCf00M7…
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hate this guy
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They are gonna hang his vest in the rafters after that
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Guess who got kicked out of church because they kept saying “dude, like from Issac” during the sermon
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fuck that bitch fr
Replying to @07alyssaaa
@07alyssaaa happy national best friends day💋💋💋
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Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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ТА БЛЯЯЯЯТЬ
Trump: Oil is at PRE-WAR LEVELS!
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Trump's chart shows oil transit volume through the Strait of Hormuz (partially recovered per some data), not prices. Brent crude is currently over $100/barrel vs pre-February 2026 war levels near $70. newsweek.com/donald-trump-o… markets.ft.com/data/commoditi… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026%E2%8…
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Replying to @atrupar
Yes, of course, we’ll just go pick our rubber from the rubber forests we have all over Arkansas. They’re right down the road from the uranium mines, the semiconductor fields and the rare earth stockpiles. You fat fucking idiot.
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sometimes Reddit is good
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person i didn’t like for no reason pulled up to class in an IDF hoodie today
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POV you stole a food from the chow hall and now you're being handed your papers
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