Advocacy • Government Affairs • @CrestlineATX • #txlege Alum • #TCU Horned Frog • Weather Nerd • Wife of a self-storage bro, @steve_wylie_

Houston, TX
Joined July 2009
Of all the things I expected to discover during childbirth, a deep appreciation for Starry was not one of them. This soda is seriously not talked about enough.
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I stumbled across Brooke Eby’s @limpbroozkit page during a really dark time after my mom’s ALS diagnosis. What I found there was humor, courage, and a little bit of light in something that can feel impossibly heavy. Praying for her family, her loved ones, and the entire ALS community.
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Watching TCU football this year is painful.
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I cannot handle another 100-degree September day. Cloud-seeding people, I’m begging you to seed a cold front.
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Can confirm. Nothing says emotional regulation quite like Dad chipping your tooth during rough-and-tumble play. @steve_wylie_
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I cannot handle another 100-degree September day. Cloud-seeding people, I’m begging you to seed a cold front.
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Welp. Once I heard the Buckeye’s kicker was a Baylor transfer, I knew it was over.
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The bar only having Guinness Zero should’ve been my first warning. TCU losing to UNC in Ireland, boo!
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Just know if you see a mom in a bathrobe pacing her front porch with a baby, she’s likely in the baby’s witching hour trenches, her 2-year-old is doing something deeply unhelpful inside, and her husband is at an Astros game.
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My kids are 25 months apart, but technologically they're from different generations. Between Snoo, Nanit, Hatch and ChatGPT, AI is now predicting wake windows, analyzing diapers, and giving sleep advice. My firstborn got a google search.
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I don't want to sound dramatic, but a $15 container of Parmesan at HEB is exactly how revolutions start.
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we do this
What do Americans do with all these big stadiums?
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I'm due to have a baby this week, so naturally there's a tropical system keeping an eye on Houston. Last baby brought the derecho. Let's see what this one has planned.
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The third-trimester nighttime charley horses are so mean.
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City living is cute until your neighbor discovers DIY. On a 5,000 sq ft lot, his projects basically happen in my living room.
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He was diagnosed shortly after my mom. Very grateful to still have my momma – I pray everyday they’ll find a cure for this horrible disease.
Eric Dane has died at the age of 53, following a battle with ALS 💔🙏 buff.ly/453C6ww
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Having kids is wild because they copy the little things you do, and that’s how you find out how weird you are.
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whoever said 5° is better than 102° better be sitting outside enjoying it today
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Caroline W. retweeted
People getting People getting Snow: Ice:
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What a wild ride that was! Go Frogs!
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