A-ha. I've invented a cream which cures the...(inaudible mumbling)! Cult resumed!

Ah. Turns out my eating based execise causes some ...temporary...stuff. Cult canceled...for now...

I've invented an eating based exercise. Cult members only.

9 followers. Hmm... How many until you can call it a cult?

Invading France using my superior infantry numbers. i.e. being addicted to Civ.

Mabye took Dot To Dot Festival too seriously. It involved a red pen and birthmarks.

Thinking 'All kinds of crazy' is probably the best response if you didn't hear the question properly.

feels crazy when shouting statements on the internet with no paticular audience.

Making friends using kindness and sweets. And threats.