He held the line for us as long as he could.

Is this so the sharks don't get them like San Diego?

She looks exactly as I imagined her.

Seriously. Think about the sheer amount of feces caked under those pointy fingernails. Probably three meals worth of bird protein fragments.

I'd cry for three hours if I had to sit next to that creature regardless.

So what you're saying is that this is the cost of illegal immigration.

I have trouble trusting things that come from specific parts of the world.

I thought I was the only person who did this.

Ew.

Good for you! Congratulations!

Judges don’t issue high profile search warrants for “nothing.” There has to be probable cause.

I’d hate to see what an antisocial movement looked like.

I was a kid once

I think this man should be under consideration for Sainthood: His final message is that time spent with friends and family is time that matters (contrasted with time spent doom scrolling, etc). His sudden death echoes the Misfortune of Ecclesiastes.

"I returned and saw under the sun that the race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but time and chance happen to us all. For none of us know our time: as fish are taken in an evil net, so are we snared by misfortune, when it falls suddenly upon us." Ecclesiastes 9:11-12 (paraphrased by me).

Adding new letters to the Alphabet every day.

Macron is right. Without the United States standing behind Israel against the Iranian Republican Guard, Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis, etc., there wouldn’t be riots in France because France wouldn’t exist to rebel against. What flag are they waving? Certainly not the French flag.

My Grammars was so bad that she never made it past her softmore year to her señor year but I always felt bad because she had a fowl mouth on a count of surviving the earthquack

Wife might object.

The Palestinian Health Ministry is a habitual and unapologetic liar. About the only thing you can believe from a report like this is that there was a conflict between "their" side and whomever.