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Zach

@CardinalDoctor

Professional shitposter, baseball addict. PPL #stlcards (77-85) #chiefskingdom Join the Helldivers

Joined October 2013
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2017- no playoffs 2018- no playoffs 2019- lost NLCS 2020- lost in first round 2021- lost in first round 2022- lost in first round 2023- no playoffs 2024- no playoffs 2025- no playoffs 2026- no playoffs #stlcards
Zach (@CardinalDoctor) profile pictureZach@CardinalDoctor25 Sep 2025
2016- no playoffs 2017- no playoffs 2018- no playoffs 2019- lost NLCS 2020- lost in first round 2021- lost in first round 2022- lost in first round 2023- no playoffs 2024- no playoffs 2025- no playoffs #stlcards
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My Malfoid rewrite of After the Burial (Chapter 22 of HBP, covering Aragog's funeral, when Harry uses Felix Felicis). This comes AFTER my sectum sempra scene in and reconciles Harry and Dracaena. There will be emotional damage. You have been warned.
The Night Felix Bought

The Night Felix Bought

Article · @Sheepfarmer373
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I fucking hate Riley O’Brien 😒 #stlcards
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It worked #stlcards
Zach (@CardinalDoctor) profile pictureZach@CardinalDoctorSep 13
The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. #Stlcards
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The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. The white Sox are throwing a Perfect Game. #Stlcards
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2016- no playoffs 2017- no playoffs 2018- no playoffs 2019- lost NLCS 2020- lost in first round 2021- lost in first round 2022- lost in first round 2023- no playoffs 2024- no playoffs 2025- no playoffs #stlcards
Zach (@CardinalDoctor) profile pictureZach@CardinalDoctor29 Sep 2024
2014- lost NLCS 2015- lost in first round 2016- no playoffs 2017- no playoffs 2018- no playoffs 2019- lost NLCS 2020- lost in first round 2021- lost in first round 2022- lost in first round 2023- no playoffs 2024- no playoffs #stlcards
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Blow it up. #stlcards
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#stlcards #ForTheLou
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With JJ Wetherholt knocking on the door as early as next year, what do we do with Masyn Winn? Sucks to say it but is there a realistic future where we trade him?
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Breaking news: pitching is still awful 😒 #STLCards
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Hey folks, be careful when purchasing from this person. I paid him extra for BMWT and while he did send it bubble mailer, he pocketed the money it would’ve cost for tracking. Incredibly unethical behavior. @CardPurchaser
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You miss 100% of shots you don’t take. Heyyy @sydney_sweeney
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Y’all, we better pray Nolan Gorman & Jordan Walker play to their potential. It’s going to be a nightmare if the Cardinals messed up their development…
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I’m blocking anybody who tries to justify why Roki Sasaki signing with the Dodgers is a good thing.
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How are the refs gonna watch that dirty shit from Taylor and STILL give her the win?? 🤬 #TysonPaul
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Game crashed. Stuck on spawn island? #FortniteRemix
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2014- lost NLCS 2015- lost in first round 2016- no playoffs 2017- no playoffs 2018- no playoffs 2019- lost NLCS 2020- lost in first round 2021- lost in first round 2022- lost in first round 2023- no playoffs 2024- no playoffs #stlcards
Zach (@CardinalDoctor) profile pictureZach@CardinalDoctor20 Sep 2023
2012- lost NLCS 2013- lost WS 2014- lost NLCS 2015- lost in first round 2016- no playoffs 2017- no playoffs 2018- no playoffs 2019- lost NLCS 2020- lost in first round 2021- lost in first round 2022- lost in first round 2023- no playoffs #stlcards
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Everything we know about the #STLCards is being confirmed. We know something has stunk for awhile. Hopefully now it’ll start to change
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@mlbtraderumors27 Sep 2024
Chaim Bloom To Take On Larger Role In Cardinals' Front Office mlbtraderumors.com/2024/09/c…
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Battle pass is incredible, top tier skins. But there's one glaring mistake Epic must fix... Captain Jones should have Vengeance Jones' beard! How cool would he look basically like the Infinity War Captain America??? Epic, make this happen! #Fortnite #BringBackTheBeard
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Lead off double, bases loaded and we STILL can’t score. This fucking team 😒 #ForTheLou
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