I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. - DH Lawrence
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Is @British_Raven19 going to be available this weekend, or is going on the IR with British Blood Clots?
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Fun family history moment: in the early 00's, my father owned and operated the Yule Marble Quarry in Marble, CO. Best white marble in the world, few cracks, beautiful gold veins. This is the quarry that provided the stone for the Lincoln Memorial and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
Speaking of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, there is a major crack going right across the middle of the stone there right now, clear through the entire thing. For several years, Dad worked on trying to provide a replacement stone. The stone was cut. It was to be donated, for free, to Arlington. The carvers were lined up, again for free. It would have been identical in form, but with no crack. After several years of meetings and calls, nothing was done. The stone still sits by the creek in Marble.
And that's why I know that painting a pillar is truly impressive for Washington, DC.
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βSorry folks the Louvre is closed. Terrorist out front shoulda told you.β
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Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles buff.ly/dUGarJ0
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SO THIS MORNING I went to the Planet Fitness on West 43rd Street (YOU KNOW THE ONE GUYS), AND I WENT TO USE THE SQUAT RACK AND A TRAINER SAID, "You should probably start with body weight." I was shocked, especially since it was below a banner on the wall that said, "JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE! I was LITERALLY SHAKING. Worse, they told me I can't wear overall cutoffs in the steam room, which I wear for a skin condition. IF THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT WORLD CLASS CELEBRITY TALK SHOW HOSTS, IMAGINE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT THE LOWLY NONFAMOUS DIRTBAG LIKE YOU! Β Anyway, my driver was really pissed he had to take the EV Benz all the way from Chelsea to Midtown, only to break down in tears after I reported him to ICE in a fit of trauma induced by Planet Fitness! NOW HE HAS TO RETURN TO THE TRINATARIO'S TO SELL METH TO CHILDREN TO PAY FOR HIS LEG LENGTHENING PROCEDURE! I WOULD NOT WISH THIS KIND OF HORROR ON ANY OF MY EXE'S! AND THAT INCLUDES CLIVE OWEN!
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James Hetfield: βMetallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their bullshit, OK? Weβre hereβ¦ no bullshitβ¦ to forget about all the outside shit. Metallicaβs agenda is love, energy and heavy music, baby!β
@Metallica, absolute legends π
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.@Ravens @AtlantaFalcons @vegaioane17 seems like every big play goes behind Highway 71! Are the Ravens sure they wanna put him back at OG? #ravensflock @RapSheet #BaldysBreakdowns
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When we were 19, we could mix vodka, tequila, and whiskey.
Nowadays we have to watch which creamers we use or we'll shit ourselves.
Its pointless to have Snoop drop back to let these plays develop.
Get the ball out of his hand quickly and let them eat.
