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Mavo is mid but it's his looks you're focused on.
When we are ready to address how his type of music is also mid, I'll be participating in this discourse. Till then...
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Nigerians don’t want to understand that children can have negative emotions. Yes, your child can be angry with you. Happy and obedient are not the only two emotions children are allowed to have.
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A google search would help
Replying to @Merchimaaa
For me I picked side, Muslim don't give 2 scents about anybody other than their selves
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Rio is a 1v1 winger specialist, doesn’t block him. Also Rio can play both sides just like doku
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If not for impunity, disunity and tribalism wey we wan use kpai ourselves, APC no even suppose get mind campaign for second term.
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Cows literally make milk, ribeye and beef liver out of grass and then their poop regenerates the soil…yet somehow theyre ruining the environment?
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#LFC 🔴 🚨
Rio Ngumoha. That’s the tweet.
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Its in your best interest that Tinubu be gone next year...
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Wirtz finally looks like he’s playing with confidence and conviction. Really hope this is a turning point and not a false dawn as would love nothing more than for him to prove he is who we thought he was.
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So it's justifiable to shoot a 1 year old Black child?
Got it. 😐
White supremacy is still alive.
I don't wanna hear about how it's all just my imagination.
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The reasons to vote this man out is wayyyyyy more than the reasons to re elect him(theres no even a damn reason to do so)
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Saudi just killed a couple for kissing btw
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Theo Hernández's wife, Zoé Cristofoli, has PRAISED Saudi Arabia's strict justice system while criticising the violence she says she has witnessed in France and Italy!
"I'm happy to live in Saudi Arabia, where, if you steal from someone, they cut off your hands, and if you deliberately do something wrong, you know you will face the same fate."
"At first, I thought it was excessive. Today, I think there is no other solution to control certain people. No mitigating circumstances for these disgusting individuals. Get rid of them!"
She also says she wants to remain in Saudi Arabia for as long as possible:
"If God wills it, I will stay here as long as possible."
"I am and always will be proud to be Italian. Proud of my roots, the values I grew up with and the importance of family."
"I am not racist and never will be. But when I see the images of violence and urban unrest in Italy, France and other European countries, I think it has become too easy to simply comment on what is happening."
"Violence is never justifiable. But instead of focusing only on the consequences, perhaps we should have the courage to ask ourselves why we have reached this point."
"What went wrong? What has been underestimated over the years? Why have certain situations become so difficult to manage?"
"Asking these questions does not make someone racist. It means wanting to understand a problem before it becomes even bigger."
"Ignoring a problem will not make it disappear. If things are already like this today, what will tomorrow look like?"
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There are two Buddhas in this picture and zero Mohammeds because the AI that will create this image has a system prompt that prohibits it from creating images that blaspheme Islam.
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Iraola should've gone with a 1-2 midfield not with his usual 2-1 with Gravenberch as a 10. At least swap Macca and Grav positions, we're playing with 10 players as Gravenberch doesn't know how to play this role and can't influence the game. Then make subs at halftime.
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Made this video 6 years ago, imagine my shock at finding out that Awkuzu SARS is still up and running.
They just renamed it “rapid response squad HQ” but everything is still the same: inmates held without trial ad infinitum, with some tortured & murdered in cold blood.
MY MESSAGE HAS BEEN TWISTED
Even though my media office has issued a responsible clarification on the situation, I still find it necessary to add my voice to address the distortion of my message by political opponents.
I deeply appreciate Nigerians in the diaspora who work tirelessly and make enormous sacrifices to support their families back home. Their remittances pay for school fees, hospital bills, rent, and feeding expenses. Their patriotism and sacrifices deserve our profound respect.
I never asked them to abandon their loved ones. My concern is that Nigeria should not remain a country where millions depend on relatives abroad for basic survival.
Our goal must be to build a nation that provides jobs, affordable healthcare, quality education, and economic opportunities for its citizens.
Political opponents may twist my message, but the truth remains clear: I am not asking Nigerians abroad to abandon their families. I am advocating for a Nigeria that will no longer abandon its own people.
God bless Nigerians at home and abroad. God bless Nigeria. -PO
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BREAK UP, BREAK UP IMMIDIATELY
There are women out there who want a wedding, not a marriage.
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This post made me realize that many of you don't even know what presumptive tax means.
Permit me to educate you.
First of all by law, everyone is required to file taxes by the 31st of March 2027.
That's approximately 2 months after the election, in case you haven't noticed.
Whether you are employed or unemployed, NRS no send your papa. You must file.
What happens if you don't file?
The Nigeria Tax Administration Act provides for:
- ₦100,000 administrative penalty in the first month of failure.
- ₦50,000 for each subsequent month the failure continues.
So what is Presumptive tax?
Presumptive tax establish a simplified tax framework for individuals and informal sector businesses whose income cannot be reliably calculated due to a lack of accounting records.
Now Imagine being a POS operator in Nigeria. Your personal bank account records ₦100 MILLION in transactions in one year. Then the taxman comes asking questions.
You are not a big businessman. You operate a POS stand, help people withdraw and transfer money, and earn commissions on transactions.
But because you use your personal bank account to run the business, ₦100 million has passed through that account in a year.
But if you cannot produce proper records showing what you earned, the tax authority may assess your business using the presumptive tax rules.
Here is where things get serious.
Under the 2026 regulations, qualifying businesses whose income cannot be reliably determined may face a presumptive tax of 1% of actual or estimated turnover or revenue.
If the tax authority lawfully determines that your taxable turnover was ₦100 million, 1% would be ₦1 million in tax.
For those that file taxes, if NRS looks at what you paid for taxes and decides it's too small, the law gives the tax authority to make an additional assessment if it determines that you were assessed below the amount properly payable. They can use presumptive tax to bill you more.
So they will send you additional amount to pay based on their own assessment.
If the tax debt becomes due and remains unpaid, the law also empowers the relevant tax authority, under specified conditions, to take that money from your bank, or from your business partner or your supplier or anyone that is doing business with you.
The scariest part is that they can do this without first obtaining a Court order.
Now ask yourself have you received clear, practical education on these rules before enforcement begins?
Government wants compliance, but compliance requires understandable rules, fair assessments, accessible filing and a genuine opportunity to challenge mistakes.
People should not have to discover their tax obligations through a penalty notice.
Elections have consequences.
You go vote abi you no go vote?
In case you are not keeping track of all the taxes that will be enforced after the elections:
1. Personal income tax (PIT/PAYE)
2. Pay-As-You-Earn (PAYE)
3. Value Added Tax (VAT)
4. Companies Income Tax (CIT)
5. Development Levy
6. Capital Gains Tax (CGT)
7. Withholding Tax (WHT)
8. Stamp Duties
9. Tax on Rental Income
10. Tax on Investment Income
11. Presumptive Tax
12. Global Minimum Tax
13. Property and State Taxes/Levies
14. Customs and Import Duties
15. 5% Fuel Surcharge
You go vote abi you no go vote?

































