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@gabe_mohitNov 4

Save Walter White

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@acnewsiticsNov 4

If only Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.

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✦cherrystar.ink✦@cherrystar_inkNov 1

it is no nut november so i am not allowed to eat any cashews. this is so sad i think i’m going to jerk off to feel better

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Gaysön Thotsdóttir@YogalnstructorOct 31

When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them

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@ThabigRexyOct 28

realest shit my teacher ever said was keep your eyes on your own paper

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Liste@endlisteOct 18

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

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chief quiche@internet_james_Oct 4

One of my very good friends has really been cookin lately. You may recognize the name from last year’s Yahn Dawn. One of the most knowledgable people I know about proper bass music. Last homie I put on like this is Weselects who’s been crushing. You have been notified.

smores@MoreSteph81Oct 3

This has been a long time coming for me, but I’m happy to introduce the first entry in my mix series, The Campfire Sessions. Liquid Embers is a journey through the liquid DnB that currently moves and inspires me, and is just the beginning. Enjoy 💙 Link in replies below

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not mike bibby@spykidsthumbSep 22

I don’t go to raves for the community or the drugs, or even the music. I go to jack people’s swag. Simple as that

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@VorosTwinsSep 22

It's officially the first day of ⠀ 🍂🧡🍂　　 🍂🧡🍂 🧡　　 🧡 🧡　　 🧡 🍂 　　　　　　　 🍂　 🧡 AUTISM　　 🧡 　 🍂 　　　　　 🍂 　　　 🧡　⠀ 🧡 　　 🍂

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Rosé@2rose2oceanSep 11

My gf doesn't like when i blackout and start spitting the craziest bars over that pound cake instrumental on youtube

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Hummus Enthusiast@Captain_Ely_Sep 6

Ur in her DM’s, she’s fb messaging me some

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Hummus Enthusiast@Captain_Ely_Sep 1

If my funeral ain’t like this ima come back & haunt yall

@NadjiaFoxxAug 30

⚰️ These funerals are insane! “GO ON BABY!” Black excellence ✊🏿

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ravn@mfnravnAug 27

aye when i say bed bath & beyond just know i mean bath & body works

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garvy@garvveeAug 27

explaining 9/11 to gen alpha: imagine a much taller charlie kirk

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R2B2 ✨🛸🛸✨@r_batchelor_Aug 15

It’s a shame jfk got kirked bc he would’ve loved zeds dead

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chuddington@boycommmaAug 14

call me the egyptian pyramids the way i'm bricked up with no explanation

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YK@YungKeezyYKAug 13

Women really cooked with the "if he wanted to he would" cause fr I don't wanna

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FreeElChapo@cloutpriestAug 13

Yo bro are we solids or will the thought of her linger around forever

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Hummus Enthusiast@Captain_Ely_Aug 13

Whoever said “There’s no such thing as a free lunch?” must have never gotten lunch for free. Sucks to be that guy:/

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