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captin sparklez

@CaptainS192

LL lil cuz Diend

 Ohio, USA
Joined December 2019
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yev@YevKopiikaOct 23
he will die at 18 for 20 inches of Ukrainian land
Mario ZNA (@MarioBojic) profile pictureMario ZNA
@MarioBojicOct 22
Boys in the EU: "Mom, when will I get my period?" Boys in Russia:
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leslie@LEZB0B0MBJul 1
i'd recommend watching the movie you criticize first 🤷🏽‍♀️
Laura Greek 🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️ (@GreciaIsMyName) profile pictureLaura Greek 🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️@GreciaIsMyNameJun 30
Call me insufferable, idc, but the relation between him and Krypto should NEVER be "fuck, I can't stand that dog"
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Thomas Thorburn@ThomasThorbur11Jul 1
When will you learn not to beat your wife
Jon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy (@jondelarroz) profile pictureJon Del Arroz | Sci-Fi And Fantasy
@jondelarrozJun 30
There's a lesson here. Will Hollywood learn it now that it's a pattern?
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Juan Carlos@ReneusMeisterFeb 6
I owe Bloodraven an apology. He was right about the Brackens
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fucking bracken bastard. fuck you.
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Here's you if you were a First Man, Valyrian, or Rhoynish
Moonblue (@GirlAckerboss) profile pictureMoonblue@GirlAckerbossFeb 6
Rhaenyra's genes so strong some of her descendants are variants of her firstborn😭
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Miilato
@litteralyme0Feb 7
Succesfully wasted the first 10% of 2026
Progress Bar 2026 (@ProgressBar202_) profile pictureProgress Bar 2026
@ProgressBar202_Feb 6
2026 is 10% complete.
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BIG JAEL@sullibibleFeb 6
And I stand on that. He ain’t switch up when shit got tough 💯 I knew the other shorty was just talking to talk
BIG JAEL (@sullibible) profile pictureBIG JAEL@sullibibleFeb 3
This nigga went on a crazy ass rant to somebody he had just met then immediately grabbed his piece to go fight a 2 v 10 with that same stranger no questions asked. #RealNiggaAlert
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this is the most accurate scene ever of any asoiaf adaptation because it represents the books' core principle which is the brackens are all pieces of shit who are always wrong
✴︎ 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 ✴︎ (@blt_on) profile picture✴︎ 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 ✴︎@blt_onFeb 6
fucking bracken bastard. fuck you.
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Lenna |📖@directbing_Feb 7
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rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer (@Targ_Nation) profile picturerhaenyra targaryen's lawyer@Targ_NationFeb 6
this is the most accurate scene ever of any asoiaf adaptation because it represents the books' core principle which is the brackens are all pieces of shit who are always wrong
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James Talarico
@jamestalaricoFeb 6
This racist attack against our former President and First Lady is immoral, shameful, and unsurprising for a man who has built a career tearing us apart.
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Feb 6
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
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jessie✨@daenysdreamsFeb 7
funny how all of book purists were right. that when the show is as faithful as it can be to the source material, ppl love it
Decider (@decider) profile pictureDecider
@deciderFeb 6
'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' proves that dragons were not the magic ingredient in the success of 'Game of Thrones' - it was George R.R. Martin trib.al/E4aFVWe
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When Susan Collins held her last town hall, Bill Clinton was president and I was in middle school.
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ostonox
@ostonoxJan 26
we did it joe, we saved americans from chinese censorship
Popstonox (@Popstonox) profile picturePopstonox
@PopstonoxJan 26
After the forced sale of Tiktok to US owners has finalized, the Democrats official Tiktok account has had their uploads suppressed, going from millions of views per post to zero on their latest short
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HealthRanger
@HealthRangerJan 25
Share before they ban this image. Yes, it's the same thing.
Being J Wood (@BeingJWood) profile pictureBeing J Wood@BeingJWoodJan 25
No comment necessary.
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Orwell & Goode
@OrwellNGoodeJan 26
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Winter
@MsWinterrrrJan 25
Girl. This is gross and petty. Talarico was nothing but a class act of civil politics. Stop it.
Jasmine Crockett (@JasmineForUS) profile pictureJasmine Crockett
@JasmineForUSJan 24
THANK YOU TEXAS! Just got off the debate stage and I’m so happy to have y’all in this fight with me! #TexasTough
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connor
@ConnorEatsPantsJan 25
bitch @JDVance
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Unironically quoting a Nick Fuentes sportsball tweet I know this person smells absolutely disgusting
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Democrats
@TheDemocratsJan 24
You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.
Stephen Miller (@StephenM) profile pictureStephen Miller
@StephenMJan 24
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
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