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Nerdy-comedian that mostly tweets in English but sometimes in a gibberish-language called Swedish.

Joined February 2011
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Mario 3 movie pitch: The Koopalings captures Daisy, who seeks help from Mario & Co. The Koopalings want to make a deal to free Bowser & Bowser Jr. Resulting in a tournament, team Mario/Daisy vs team Koopalings/Bowser (Strikers, Golf, Tennis, Kart, Smash etc). Winner goes free ^^
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Varför ska jag som kandidat för ett vanligt kommersiellt företag genomgå polisregisterutdrag, IQ-tester, psykologtester, ha språkkrav, rätt utbildning och utbildning överhuvudtaget, intervjuas av x antal personer och göra arbetsprov för att kanske ha en chans att jobba som vanlig säljare? Medan en förtroendevald för vårt land inte bara har noll krav på sig: han kan ha såväl både misstankar om brott som anmärkningar och skulder och ändå få representera ett helt land och dess framtid. Vad bra. Då kan jag tala om för mina barn att de kan skippa skolan och göra vad fan de vill i Sverige. För här kommer du ända in i maktens korridorer bara du kliver in i rätt parti.
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Charlie Kirk warned france.
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Tucker Carlson on immigration: "Who's pushing this?" "The population clearly doesn't want it... There's no referendum on it." "You've got no voice in it other than you get to go to jail if you complain loudly enough about it."
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BREAKING 🚨This is what Sweden looks like after opening its doors to Muslim immigrants. Here they are attacking and smashing police cars. If they hate the West, why do they come to it?
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I den inledande rapporteringen påstods han uppge att han var överraskad eftersom han inte kampanjat alls. Nu menar han att han haft en mycket omfattande kampanj, knackat dörr och träffat folk. Varför inga följdfrågor? Varför olika berättelser? Det är svårt att tro på en enda ord som kommer från honom eftersom nästan allt som gått att kontrollera visat sig vara på ett annat sätt än vad som först sägs.
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Det här intervjun med Mohammed Ali borde alla se. Han övervakas av en annan vänsterpartist som sticker in och avbryter intervjun så fort de börjar djupa lite i frågor kring hans skulder och att han ägt flera bilar. De kommer nog behöva skydda honom från media hela mandatperioden.
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Robbie Williams revealed that a RANDOM WOMAN gave him a HANDJOB in his castle bedroom - and he had NO IDEA who she was. He woke up to a strange woman standing by his bed and assumed she was the cleaner. She offered him a handjob. He agreed. Later, he told the woman running the castle: “Your cleaner's weird.” “We don't have cleaners on a Wednesday.” But it gets even crazier. THREE YEARS LATER, his guitarist heard the story and immediately recognized her. “That's Maureen from the pub!” “She said she did that but nobody believed her!” Anna Kendrick's reaction is PRICELESS. 💀
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🚨 HOLY CRAP! Polish Member of European Parliament Dominik Tarczyński just delivered the most blunt warning to illegal migrants you'll ever hear "Do not come to the Polish border, or you will be dead. Shot dead. Do not come to the Polish border. I'm very clear for years." "If you are coming, it's your own risk. Do not cry over that. Do not tell me that you were shot, you were pushed back, whatever, whatever." Poland answered migration with a steel wall! 🔥 In 2024, a Polish soldier was stabbed through that fence by a migrant and later died. Then in 2025, Poland suspended the right to claim asylum at the Belarus border Western Europe opened the borders and got chaos. Poland SHUTS them and has PURE SAFETY. BE LIKE POLAND! 🇵🇱 DEPORT LIKE TRUMP!
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You asked for it, and now we’re giving it to you. Introducing X Button, the new podcast network from Brian Altano, Max Scoville and Seth Macy. Two new weekly video game podcasts, with more to come. This is X Button.
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Scrubs (2026) S2E1 is to Scrubs-perfection, it made me laugh at multiple points, it made me tear up at least twice and it felt nostalgic ^^ @scrubsabc #Scrubs 10/10 <3
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Avery The Poke Kid’s family shared his final Pokémon pack opening following the 12-year-old creator's death He pulled a Jirachi SIR with "last pack magic" before signing off with "See you next time, trainers"
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Lufia I & II: The Sinistrals Saga will feature a revised script by original Game Designer Masahide Miyata! "The fact that there's still many fans sending their messages of support for a game I created over a quarter of a century ago is quite simply the greatest reward a game creator could ask for. It truly makes me happy. I was given the opportunity to re-write the script (which due to the memory limitations of the SNES was mainly written in hiragana) in kanji for this release, and as a result, I reread every line of dialogue in both Lufia I and Lufia II. Frankly, there's plenty of dialog that made me feel a little embarrassed for my younger self, but revisiting it also brought back so many memories from the game's development making it an incredibly enjoyable experience. Maxim, Selan, Tia, Lufia... I would like to say 'thank you' to all the fans who have given me the chance for this reunion with you all." store.steampowered.com/news/…
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this is probably a hot take, but I just can't get excited about Insomniacs releases anymore since the Marvel focus. Even though Spiderman was good, I feel like the studio is at its best when their making Original IPs (Ratchet & Clank, Resistance, Sunset Overdrive)
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We had it so good man
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Breaking: 🚨🚨 TRANSFORMERS WAR FOR CYBERTRON & TRANSFORMERS FALL OF CYBERTRON are now a top 10 requested games for Xbox and PlayStation to rerelease following the #BringBackCybertron chants on social media, so let’s keep demanding and hoping for the best. #Transformers
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So @PlayStation you’ve lost Final Fantasy exclusivity Persona Exclusivity Fromsoft is making switch 2 exclusives Now you’ve lost Kojima It’s only gonna continue…. Was deciding to get rid of discs worth it? 🤣 The whole industry and gaming community hates you now.
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PlayStation thought the game was called physical and had to back out
As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.
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So @Hasbro @Activision @XBOX how many likes do I need to get remasters of these two games?? #BringBackCybertron
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