Made in America with Italian parts / Somewhere to the right of Attila the Hun / Walt Disney World Passholder / D3 Member

Shelby County, Alabama
Joined February 2011
Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
So they're stuck in their own country with no idea what comes next? lol - ABC is fake news, Democrat party propaganda trash.
ABC News is crying "thousands of migrants are now stuck in Mexico with no idea what comes next" thanks to "Trump's border crackdown." That's not our problem!
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
The Democrat Family *snap snap* 😂
🤖 Made with AI
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Yes - the movie Idiocracy wasn't fiction. And it's already here.
In solidarity with the African migrant who set a french lady's face on fire leftists are trying to prove it's not that bad. Spoiler, it is! xitter.cf/silly_200/status/21096…
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Holy crap! I’ve never seen this video before. As a huge Beatles fan growing up, this gave me chills. George’s son looks exactly like him. And yes, Prince’s guitar solo was amazing.
Prince’s “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” is the greatest guitar solo of all time. Not “one of” — it is THE greatest. Some called it “Disrespectful showboating” because of the talent onstage, but this was the Rock Hall of Fame. And on a stage full of legends, Prince made everyone else look like amateurs. At 3:30, Prince steps up and ends the discussion.
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
I’m not wearing a damn mask again.
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Kristen Welker says Abdul El-Sayed isn’t a communist because ‘he told her he was a capitalist.’ In case you’re wondering… this is what propaganda looks like.
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Played a lot of dodgeball as a kid. I don’t know anyone who was traumatized by it.
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Alabama, too.
i am so tired of people shit talking texas because "it's too hot." you know what's great about texas? sunshine. water. and this incredible invention called air conditioning. you know what actually sucks? the cold. waking up to gray skies for months on end. shoveling snow. scraping ice off your windshield. putting on 5,000 layers just to walk outside and still feeling like your fingers are going to fall off. i would rather sweat my ass off walking to my air-conditioned car than spend half the year freezing and miserable. and with all the money you're saving on state income taxes, you can afford to take a vacation somewhere cooler when you need a break. i will die on this hill. texas heat is not that bad. winter is infinitely worse.
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Coffee & Justice
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
🚨 Welcome to the $15 billion California High Speed Rail to nowhere: Since 2008 California has spent $15 billion and has not connected a single city or laid a single track. It is now projected to cost more than $200 billion to finish despite being proved nearly impossible to complete. In 2008 China also announced a high-speed rail and has now connected the entire country with over 30,000 miles while California has connected 0 miles. Over $500 million has gone to contractors who could not work, homes are currently being built on the alignment, and farmers will lose their farms. In this video I go down the alignment of the high speed rail exposing the failures and confront the legislators in charge of this absolute disaster of a project. A prime example of fraud, waste and abuse of the taxpayer dollar.
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Yuuup, Ritchson joined the Jelly Roll, Budlight FAFO Club!! 👏🔥🇺🇸💪🏼
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Coffee & Justice: Crimin Bailing & Failing
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Right? It's so lame how the largest terrorist attack on American soil EVER that murdered 3000 innocent Americans as they went about their normal workday has impacted generations of Americans. It's not worship, dicknose.
People born pre-9/11 have such a weird, worshipful attitude about it.
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
How very Marxist of you...
David Harbour says America’s family culture has a capitalist mindset of protecting your own and ignoring everyone else “You’re either alone and you’re kind of like a weird bachelor or spinster... or you get a family, you get a house and that’s your castle and those are your people” “It’s like, ‘F**k the rest of the world,’ or like, ‘We protect what’s ours’... there’s a very sort of capitalist mindset to this ideology” “I think there’s something about communal living in America that we all kind of long for... friendship and common ground and supporting each other and taking care of each other”
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
We’re so scary people continue to break our laws to live here. Shut up, lol.
Replying to @gregsaysso
This is literally how the entire world now views North America, during Trump’s presidency
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Wait… so you all thought an adult man who has face tattoos and calls himself “jelly roll” wasn’t going to be a complete moron?
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Well you sold me!
The dividing line in America is no longer between right and left. It is between what is normal and what is crazy.
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Captain Alabama 🇺🇲 retweeted
Why do we keep hearing we’re “running out of money” for Social Security but we never hear about running out of money for welfare, SNAP, Medicaid, etc? Entitlement programs for leeches are fully funded forever, but the thing you specifically paid for isn’t? Someone explain this.
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