@CaptInAPuddle

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. I have approximate knowledge of many things, like my father before me. Call me anything but late to dinner.

You don't actually care do you
Joined April 2015
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Great news for those on the east side of the Twin Cities, The Plaza is coming back!!!
Bring back cheap second run movie theaters. I don’t give a shit if it’s on streaming already. Charge $5 for the odyssey or spider-man in December and people would go just to kill time. Don’t ask me if it’s economically feasible became I don’t fucking know.
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Dear people wanting to stop data centres, Why are you not shutting down golf courses? golf courses use about 6x the water of data centres in US and serve only thousands of people vs hundreds of millions for AI.
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After I had talked to my mom about it, she now points out to my extended family that the reason you don't see Proud Boy rallies like the first administration is now they are employed.
Body cam footage shows ICE agents using racial slurs during immigration operations
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Why is it that democrats will consistently listen to ideas from the right and offer them a place in "our big tent" but if someone talks about leftist ideas like universal Healthcare or free college, they are ignored and ostracized? Are they not the "left wing" party?
Francesca Hong's opponent, David Crowley, says: "we have to listen to independents and Republicans because we [Democrats] don't have a monopoly on good ideas." Interview credit: @DanRShafer
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After Scott Jensen lost to Walz for the MN govenor, he did an interview saying that he listened too much to the republican consultants. And if he'd run the campaign he wanted to, he would have won. So maybe the two political parties are both garbage.
Consultants: Kamala lost because she listened to the Left Kamala: Actually I lost because I listened to consultants
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Pittsburgh rookie shortstop Konnor Griffin has a torn tendon in his left ring finger, sources tell ESPN. While Griffin could play through it, rehab is the likeliest option and would keep him out at least a month. Pirates already have Oneil Cruz and Spencer Horwitz on the IL.
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Lol "ask"
JD Vance to the troops: "The president will ask you to go to war -- yes"
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As a Pirates and Twins fan, I am actually invincible.
The one good thing about being a Pirates fan is that this simply doesn’t hurt that bad. When you’ve been knocked down and kicked repeatedly over and over for years the kicks stop hurting.
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Well this really sucks. If you haven't read or seen Persepolis, you need yo fix that.
RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.
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I kept this story in my pocket for a long time.... In Pittsburgh, September 15th is Roberto Clemente Day. Every year the whole organization fans out across the city. It's like Christmas. Roberto's family is there, Vera and the boys. My first year as manager was 2011. We celebrated. We shook hands and moved on. We didn't win. 19 consecutive losing seasons. 2012 rolls around. Same day, same celebration. We had another losing season, our 20th consecutive. After the ceremony, Roberto Jr. walked over. "My mom wants to talk to you." We went into the dugout. Me, Vera, and her three sons. She spoke in Spanish. I played four years of winter ball so I understood enough. She wasn't angry, but she was passionate. And I kept hearing Roberto's number come up. Roberto Jr. translated. "My mother wants you to know that there cannot be a 21st losing season. That was Roberto's number. It would be a disgrace to his legacy." She was staring right at me. Before I could even think about what to say, words came out of my mouth: "I promise you, Vera. That won't happen." Roberto Jr. looked at me and said, "You made my mom a promise. I hope you can keep it." I said, "I hope I can keep it too." I didn't tell my coaches. I didn't tell the players. I told my wife. That was it. The next year, 2013, we broke the consecutive seasons losing streak. Ended it at 20. On Roberto Clemente Day that September, Vera came walking across that field. And I probably got one of the most meaningful hugs I've ever received in my life. The players did all the heavy lifting. I just got the hug. Some promises are worth making before you know if you can keep them. @Pirates
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JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!!!!!!
The trailer ACME doesn’t want you to see. Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28.
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Mark Kelly deserves several apologies
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In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️
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WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?!?!
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Good luck taking it back from those it was promised to 3000 years ago.
Trump: "We'll get Minnesota back. We'll take it back from Somalia."
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They need to invent more peace prizes for Druski's makeup artist
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