@CaptDickard

Retired Haunt Actor, Gun Guy (wooba/goomba)

 Ohio, USA
Joined May 2017
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doomer
@uncledoomer9h
i finally went and touched grass and it just make me think everybody should be killed
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this is actually what the GOP thinks about its voters
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盛り上がる筋肉！　AK-15（ドールズフロントライン） これくらいモリモリに腕が太いとかっこいいと思います
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Ill take 4th. Not too shabby.
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AnarchoCougar
@AnarchoCougarOct 16
When I was 16 years old I was yelling (yes yelling) at stupid mothers for allowing their stupid daughters to wear those STUPID FUCKING SHORTS that said “PINK” across the Ass area. I predicted then that the future for Women was Whoredome. Welcome to Whoredome; I was right.
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Cops know the least amout of gun safety.
Moosie@TsumihajiKenziOct 15
Replying to @ArmedJ0y
@ArmedJ0y A squirrel teaching gun safety would be 1000x more safe than having the pigs do it.
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heroinsalesman
@SellPillsOct 15
Growing up with an absolute saint of a mother full of unconditional love was the perfect recipe to grow up and get absolutely raped by the depravity and evil of modern women
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Tapp@TapperTheYapperOct 15
This is how it was meant to be played
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It escaped.
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My MIL neglected my current wife so hard she had to sterilize herself. Unrelated of course
Brian Atlas
@BrianAtlasOct 15
20 year old bro sterilizes himself for girlfriend
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Urban_Tree✝️🍃
@Urban__TreeOct 14
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My SIL just pawns the kid off to whoever and then threatens the family that speaks out, yea she's still living with the parents.
heroinsalesman
@SellPillsOct 13
Bitches be like “having a kid destroyed my dreams!” And their dreams were to get drunk and fuck strangers
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I'm just a brown man trying his best.
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🎹 Nate ☀️@NateHiggerShawnOct 13
Con el fanfic de draco mujer y harry potter nos damos cuenta de que: Fantasías de mujeres: vampiros pioladores Fantasías de hombres: y si las mujeres amaran?
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Aiden Guo
@aidenguoaiOct 13
#Malfoid Expecto Patronum
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Stonehenge Railgun@Stonehenge1998Oct 12
"You may kill and outlive me, Caldwell, But you will never outlive what I leave behind. I will haunt the very lands you walk on." -The Commander
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Captain Dickard retweeted
solarfren
@solarfren69420Oct 12
boomers lived in a majority white country with entry level jobs equivalent to $50 an hour and they say they had it hard because they didn't have...smartphones?
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“Women are complaining they aren’t getting dates so here is my 15 point list why it’s young mens fault and they need to freaking man up”
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HE SAID THE MAGIC WORDS
TheAbeg@TheAbegOct 10
The average gun owner would have intercourse with their firearms if given the opportunity
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