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You think his employees had good work conditions and salaries?
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🚨 WOW! President Trump just stunned the crowd showing two straight minutes of Democrats in their own words telling you how they feel - “I love Tr*ns Children” - “I am a Christian who hates Christianity” - “We should abolish Marriage all together” - “God is non Binary” - “I oppose Voter ID” - “It’s time to Abolish ICE” - “I want to legalize 10 million in our country” - “We shouldn’t deport anybody” - “Abolish Police and Prisons” - “America deserved 9/11” - “I hate this freaking country” Send this to everyone you know. This is exactly how Democrats running for office feel
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Replying to @ChillSpartan
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Here is Mario Kart World running natively on a Nintendo Switch 2. The console the game was actually built for. I just thought I should share this.
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theyre circulating what woke considers "problematic sushi music" in Nickelodeons Doug again & I've still never been able to hear it and not smile.
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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A true Saiyan warrior
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It is my favorite word.
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【Malfoid & Harry Potter Character Concepts】 ●Harry Potter | ハリー・ポッター ●Draconia Malfoy | ドラコニア・マルフォイ ●Luna Lovegood | ルーナ・ラブグッド ●Cedrica Diggory | セドリカ・ディゴリー See each image to read character descriptions #malfoid #HarryPotter
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スーパー戦隊50周年の終わり さよなら、スーパー戦隊 スーパー戦隊ありがとうございます #スーパー戦隊 #ゴレンジャー #ゴジュウジャー
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Western Splatoon called this “homophobic” yet proves the plaza quote right every time.
Anywhere you find a popular fandom made for children, you will find it flooded by gays and trannies Every single time without fail
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your children are safer around pinhead than white liberal women
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This is such a good read and so true for today’s times. A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it. Shared from Fb::unknown author
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Replying to @valleysqueenx
Maybe it's because the people you think are 'transphobic' are not transphobic. Maybe they are people who want to you to live your life. They're not angry at trans-identifying people making their own choices, but the ARE angry at being told they have to redefine one of the most basic things ever defined. They are angry that you are plowing through sensible boundaries that have been in existence and working for everyone for thousands of years. They don't appreciate being told they MUST restructure their beliefs and speech to accommodate your worldview. They don't like you undermining what a woman is by saying men qualify as women based on a 'feeling.' They don't hate trans-identifying people. They hate being bullied, being told their sex (female) shouldn't matter to them but absolutely matters to males who want to be females. They hate being women forced to change and share close quarters with men. And, above anything else, they HATE being told they "hate" people for having valid and based opinions and beliefs. If you truly want to understand gender-critical people better, you might think about occasionally saying about them, "Wow. They actually have a point there. Maybe there's another way for me to live my life AND be happier without bullying people into surrendering their valid perspectives and rights."
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