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News from Capitol Steps HQ....

After pardoning a turkey named Corn, President Trump then added, "Okay...now you do me."

Hallelujah, it's finally over!!!! Congratulations to.....wait....what? Oh.....never mind.

Peace in the Middle East? You know what that means.....

Joe Biden is bound to lose support in the LGBTQ community if he continues to wear a white mask after Labor Day. #FashionFauxPas

Nancy Pelosi violated California restrictions by having her hair done in a closed salon. Meanwhile, across the pond, Boris Johnson may have violated London restrictions by having his hair done by a toddler with pointy scissors on a roller coaster during a lightning storm.

Steve Bannon has been arrested on fraud & money laundering charges. When asked how they know he committed fraud, investigators replied, "because he's a POLITICAL FUNDRAISER!" #Charlatans #SnakeOilSalesman #Grifters

"At the end of the day, that dame just had the best smelling hair. And that's no malarkey." - Joe Biden when asked what tipped the scales for Kamala Harris.

We look forward to the resumption of our public shows at @ReaganITCDC when this is all over. But in the meantime, we encourage everybody to take it easy when cutting their own hair at home.