“I would ne’er lay with me crewmaties!” Matey, just say ye crew be chopped like the stormy seas ☠️☠️

What in Davy Jones’ locker be goin’ on in me discord

By triton, can ye landlubbers vote ‘im in the brig already?

This ‘ere merchant will learn not to mess wit’ a ship hoistin’ the skull ‘n bones 🏴‍☠️🙏😭

Me fursona would be a parrot, yet none o’ ye blasted cur would know, ye nevar ask me anythin’

Plunder me treasure maps ‘n whatnot

I be havin’ an freaky twin

Start diggin’ in yer booty matey 🏴‍☠️✌️

Who be we

“Are ye still talkin’ ‘bout Edward Teach? That scallywag’s been ‘avin tall tales told ‘bout him fer years. We got krakens we got Davy Jones- Landlubbers still be talin’ ‘bout this seadog, this ruffian? That be unheard of”

This scoundrel has only piqued the interest o’ pirates all over the blasted seas. Soon, seadogs and swashbucklers alike will be raidin’ Blackbeards Island fer booty!! 😂🏴‍☠️☠️

Aaarrrrm… lads? Me crewmaties just offered me a grog. Im 16

There be lads joinin’ the crew just to eye this message like a damn tall tale LMFAOOOOOOOO