Ciao

"-And if you weren't, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing."

Chasing apples around on a little pixelated field, as a snek

I'm the blue, Ezzie is the black

I write for Crowley, obvs and my friend Ezzie writes for Aziraphale and I'm sharing this part because I'm literally just gay up dead right now from it

Context: Zira asked if Crowley touches himself and when he said he does so infrequently, Zira more or less told him to touch himself while he guides him, and he would turn his chair to face away from him Crowley said he didnt want him to look away Excerpt:

140a and I'm writing smut?? more likely than you know

wasn't given: Good Omens fav character: Crowley least fav: Sandolphon (creepy motherfucker) fav ship: Ineffable Husbands, Maggot Husbands and Ineffable Bureaucracy fav music track: BICYCLE rating: it's ineffable sorry for not playing by the rules!

And away I go~

Further headcanon that the only physical clothing Crowley OWNS (like in a closet) is his lingerie (which he keeps on those velvet hangers and such) and his dresses. Everything else he pretty much just snaps onto his being.

when you start headcanon-ing about a characters undergarments it may be a sign that you're in too deep As an aside: Headcanon that Crowley never wears underwear with his pants, but wears lacy black or wine colored undergarments when he wears his dresses.