Tabletop gamer, (extremely) amateur cosplayer, and unrepentant smartass. "If you can't be a shining example, be a horrible warning." He/him.

Chattanooga, TN
Joined May 2010
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Aerith was a great surprise for me, I didn't think it would fit me this good, but here we are... Now I want to make more photos as her 🤭🤣
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I think using my real hair for Aerith was the right move 🫣
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“Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies.”
Without saying its name, what is a tv show that can be instantly recognized based on one quote?
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Only 19% of Nashville's streets have sidewalks
The Tennessee Titans have released a new look at their future $2.1 billion stadium — set to open in 2027. (via @Titans)
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We may never know exactly what happened here but at least we can all agree it was very likely Wheeljack’s fault
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We need to reboot Myth Busters just to explain the cop slide. Only need one episode.
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people are (rightfully) dunking on this but one thing that doesn't come up enough is how reagan really went overdrive on the demolishing of public spaces, especially for youth. there's a reason all those 'we have to save the community center' plots sprung in the 80s.
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This isn’t funny. I’m a zoologist. Pigs only act like this when extremely distressed.
A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza boston25news.com/news/local/…
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WRONG LESSON! WRONG! LESSON!
Lily Collins from ‘Emily in Paris’ will star as Polly Pocket in Mattel's upcoming movie about the doll. Lena Dunham will direct.
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screaming
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wow very strange that this keeps happening specifically among the group most obsessed with calling other people groomers and pedophiles
Republican operative and ex chair of Alabama pro-life group arrested and charged with sexual abuse of a child under the age of 12. news.yahoo.com/alabama-educa…
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"As far as individual cosplay goes, it is okay. My suggestion is to — figure out a way to combine your support of the strike with your favorite cosplay, because then you’re helping us send the message we're trying to make."
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RT this image to scare both sides of the Rumble/Frenzy is whatever colour debate
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Y’all wanna see a dead body – at Los Angeles, CA
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