Happy 2026 everyone. I hope for 2026 the best is yet to come.

Now I'm really embarrassed. I tried to write a post about this social medium and I misspelled X.

So help me out here. Does the thumbs up emoji mean "I agree with you" or "Sit on this and spin" ???

A good way to save money is to pack a lunch rather than buying one.

There is an alarming increase in the number of mustard and ketchup packets being stolen from fast food places in Springfield Ohio. What's up?

Am I using the Metric System when I drink a 2 liter Coke?

Yesterday I went thru Culver's drive thru and they gave me sticker number Eighty Eight. As a joke I changed it to Infinity Infinity. I'm still waiting for my burger.

If two days ago was Juneteenth, then I guess today is the Junety-First. Right?

I went to Culver's and got a flavor of the day frozen custard. Today's flavor is "Turtle". I wonder how many turtles lost their lives today.

I was playing the accordion before it was cool.

A rabbi, a priest and a penguin walked into a bar. That's all. It's not a joke. I just saw it and thought I would report on it.

I made lentil soup tonight in honor of both sides of the war in Israel. It's hard to believe they are still fighting over a bowl of lentil soup. Genesis 25:29-34

Since I retired I have found that I've been spending more time at Costco. I'm not buying stuff just... sample surfing.

I was at Home Depot today looking in vain for a Stud-Finder. Then I thought: Wait a minute. Why don't I just stand here and let it find me?

Being of Scottish descent, I always wanted to show up at work on Halloween wearing traditional Scottish clothes. But it's so hard to sit modestly in a kilt.

My favorite day of Indigenous People's month is the day specifically for Left-handed Eskimos with type O-positive blood. I can really get into that.

So I guess they are going to add another book to the Bible: The Gospel According to AI.

I forgot that I bought some Wagyu beef yesterday and then bought some more today. Now we have beef up the Wagyu.

Agh. The stock market is closed for a holiday. I thought Good Friday was going to fall on a Tuesday this year.