@Capeman29

Husband & Father. Designer. Hiker. Pickle. Arcade Fanatic.

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Joined March 2009
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This probably won’t work but I dunno haha temu.com/s/YVbWbFBCxlyLs5
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I can't be the first guy to have thought of this one. #bernie #chronotrigger
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That time that @creativecloud updates all of it's apps to fix the Big Sur icon issues, but still doesn't fix this. Really, come on.
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Yes my lord
God
@TheTweetOfGod22 Nov 2020
May I ask you to retweet #TrumpMicroPenis? Please. It's such a tiny thing.
Our country DEPENDS on Trump... #TrumpWearsAdultDiapers
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God
@TheTweetOfGod14 Jun 2020
Listen: Sunday is the President's birthday, and I was wondering if you'd chip in on a gift for him. The gift is the hashtag #TrumpWearsAdultDiapers. I can't tell you what it would to Me and him to have that trend on his special day. Plus it's true. Trump wears adult diapers.
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I’ve been contributing to @shutterstock for 9 years, working hard to reach the highest royalty tier! It was my best agency... and yesterday my earnings got cut over 70%... I may have to give it up😥... this hurts hard. #boycottshutterstock
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Kristy Gnibus@Kristy4PA24 Feb 2020
I’m a cancer survivor, a single mother and a teacher. I never just dreamed of being successful-I worked for it. Now I’m working to replace Mike Kelly. This is going to take a significant grassroots effort to win. Can you RT and follow to get us to 10k?
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Scott Dworkin
@funder17 Feb 2020
Here’s video of Trump Advisor Stephen Miller in high school screaming he’s “sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash, when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us.” Would be a shame if it went viral... again. #StephenMillerWedding
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I will never, for the life of me, EVER be able to nail down exactly HOW we went from Barack Obama to THIS muthaf*cka. Fat, orange, lyin’, cheatin’, stealin’ every muthaf*ckin’ thing that ain’t nailed down, Nazi, drug addicted, lyin’ azz sack of sh*t, muthaf*cka. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Can’t hurt
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God
@TheTweetOfGod31 Oct 2018
Every time you retweet Me an angel gets an orgasm.
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God
@TheTweetOfGod27 Sep 2018
What a bunch of assholes.
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This about sums up the Republican party right now.
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Mega Ran
@MegaRan18 May 2018
I had 2 different dreams that @MFDOOM and I did an EP called MEGADOOM. Now I can’t go to sleep until I figure out how to make this a reality – at Tempe, AZ
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God
@TheTweetOfGod15 May 2018
My aim's not what it used to be. xitter.cf/ABC/status/99618618204…
ABC News
@ABC15 May 2018
Striking photo captures bolt of lightning behind the U.S. capitol as widespread severe weather moves east. abcn.ws/2Ghmy8u
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God
@TheTweetOfGod28 Jan 2018
Meta-analysis: Millions of Americans are fucking morons. xitter.cf/politico/status/957239…
POLITICO
@politico27 Jan 2018
Analysis: Millions of Americans believe God made Trump president politi.co/2Ed9l14
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God
@TheTweetOfGod18 Sep 2017
Your professional life is futile and pointless. #MondayMotivation
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