Get off my peninsula.

Cape Cod
Joined April 2020
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Can't a man go on a pleasant midnight stroll to the neighborhood document shredder without being harassed about how his wife has fallen off the face of the earth?
SPOTTED: Ilhan Omar's husband Tim Mynett snapped at questions surrounding rumors that the congresswoman fled the country following a federal raid by Homeland Security Investigations. He was seen outside their Washington, D.C., home multiple times, but Omar has not been spotted since the raid. Full story here foxnews.com/politics/ilhan-o…
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Mick
@BeyondAvgMickOct 5
I’ve spoken with many people close to the Madawaska Mishap. We’ll dive into those conversations during this upcoming episode.
Mick
@BeyondAvgMickOct 5
Folks, we’ll be recording an episode of BAP later on this evening. Here’s what on the agenda - if you have any listener questions please submit them below:
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Great. Another reckless withdrawal from an Islamic country. It's Afghanistan all over again 🫠
🚨 BREAKING: The United States has WITHDRAWN ALL B-1 Lancer bombers from the UK's RAF Fairford base following the major security incident and suspected terror plot — they're now headed to the US, per WSJ THE UK NEEDS LAW AND ORDER. BADLY. The fact we have to do this in an ALLIED WESTERN NATION is seriously concerning The UK has released ALL SIX terror suspects, one of which is a dual Iranian national. Thank God the would-be attack never got fully carried out 🙏🏻 KEEP OUR TROOPS AND INTERESTS SECURE 🇺🇸 47 has recently slammed the UK for releasing the suspects
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Replying to @washingtonpost
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“So I was a Zionist for 15 years but the other night I went to an Imagine Dragons concert and one of them waved a Palestinian flag so I donated my life savings to a thinly veiled Hamas money laundering operation.”
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LLMs cannot evolve to superintelligence via recursive self-improvement because that would require it to invent a new technology unknown to man But that’s impossible because the entire LLM technology is based on predicting what man will think/say/do Skynet isn’t happening w/LLMs
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“I’m Xi Jinping, and I approve this message.”
Dario Amodei, Elon Musk and Sam Altman now agree that we must slow down the development of AI and “pace the frontier.” That’s a start, but it’s not enough. When you are racing towards a cliff, you don’t just ease up on the gas pedal. You hit the brakes. When the future of humanity is at stake we need a PAUSE on advanced AI development and a ban on artificial superintelligence — an AI mind smarter than any human and capable of operating independently beyond our control. At their upcoming AI summit, Trump and Xi must negotiate a treaty to pause AI and ban superintelligence before it is too late.
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I reread this every year. I cry like a baby every year. Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero. Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.
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Stephen L. Miller
@redsteezeSep 11
The New York Times on 9/11.
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Mostly Peaceful Memes
@MostlyPeacefulSep 10
Lone Lindsay Clancy holdout juror did not provide 'single piece of evidence' to support his vote: fellow juror trib.al/8yEpMOS
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Kirk Minihane
@kirkminSep 10
On a flight from Boston to Phoenix and this note was in my seat when I returned from the restroom. I think this shows how much an entire generation is struggling. Whether it’s my own kids or a random person on a random flight, young people are frustrated. There is massive anxiety and uncertainty about the future. This government hasn’t done jack shit for hardworking young Americans who have done everything right…..but if you are a billionaire with a big stock portfolio and a bigger tax cut, Trump’s "Golden Age" has arrived.
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Hey @MBTA @MBTA_CR I’ve been stuck on a Providence line train for over 4 hours. We sat outside Canton Junction for 2 hours (half of that time with no AC), and, just when we started moving normally, we’re now stopped outside Pawtucket/Central Falls. I get shit has been going on, but this is crazy. Do we get anything for our trouble?
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Thanks to iPhone Duo, her shoulders now fit on one screen!!!
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End Wokeness
@EndWokenessSep 9
"She was judged by a jury of her peers" The peers in question:
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You can't unsee it. You're welcome
🤖 Made with AI
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My daughter had a seizure during the wrestling state championships. Came home that night and wrote an article for her. My wife encouraged me (with my daughter’s permission) to share it for publication. foxnews.com/opinion/my-daugh… @WrstleLikeAGirl
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Pictured from left-to-right is a New York Yankee fan and his well-groomed beard
Statement from Yankees Managing General Partner Hal Steinbrenner on the alteration of Yankees facial hair policy:
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Let’s be honest 100% improvement.
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If you had any doubt as to the fact that Taylor Swift cannot sing watch this. More specifically, watch Stevie Nicks's expression when she hears this croak thunder from TS.
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