Yo lets make low prio queues bro that will be soo smart and not filled with the most braindead hard inting racist cunts i LOVE valve really smart man goood game actually
bring back locking heros until a few days after new patch in ranked i have just had osama bin laden record 455 in 6 minutes and has the audacity to type gg wp like no die
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playing overwatch genuinely makes me sound like an authoritarian dictator i be gettin bad teammates and i say some shit like "a lot of people have to die before shit gets better"
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1. lowest rank ive been since November 2025
2. this was my last Corona
3. suck ass at my one trick
4. broke
5. ugly
6. fat
7. ghosted by every girl ever
8. my mouse is perma low battery
9. car needs repairs
10. got 10 assignments due this week
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Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer he's only 16 and shows no symptoms
Patient: can't wait till I get home and play Lifeweaver
House:
genuine "people" mad at the eich rework because it ruins the aesthetic like no way they're human like no way u care about the "lore" of the map when it is a slog to play just drones
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you could type in a masters lobby match chat “don’t walk out on double hitscan to find the cure to cancer” and it’ll still be soj/cass vs soldier/cass
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Haaland larpers witnessed him stink it up for his nation when the whole world is watching #offyoupop 👋👋👋























