King of England, Denmark, Norway, and parts of Sweden. Reigned Annis Domini 1016–1035. “The most effective king in Anglo-Saxon history”. Once and future king.
Civitas Wintoniensis, Angliæ
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I encourage everyone to support the "Norway Plus Swords" model as the only lasting solution to #Brexit: I invade Britain with an army of Norwegian mercenaries, retake my ancient throne, and bring an end to all this nonsense.
Yes, please draft the proclamation according to our established policy, Uthred. I will make a very brief statement shortly.
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In happier news, I understand that M. Liam de Foxe will soon announce new trade agreements with Tír na nÓg, Great Ireland, the Garden of the Hesperides, and The Blessed Isles of the West. #Brexit
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King Cnut the Great retweeted
Given the suspicions of certain in holy orders of his faithfulness to right doctrine, especially in matters of fidelity, even I have wondered if trial by water might not be appropriate, My Lord.
Boris de Pfeffel seems like the sort of man I would not hesitate to order flung into the Thames with a catapult, if you take my meaning. #BorisJohnson
I am hearing from sources inside the Althing that today's #MeaningfulVote is likely to fail. Uthred, my scribe, and my private chancery are keeping close track of all developments. @UthredTheScribe
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It may be un-Christian to say so, but deceit and manipulation can be justified after the fact if they deliver necessary results. Mme de Maie's great sin, politically speaking, is her incompetence. Three years of stumbling around with not a thing to show for it. #Brexit
Boris de Pfeffel seems like the sort of man I would not hesitate to order flung into the Thames with a catapult, if you take my meaning. #BorisJohnson
I understand that Lawspeaker Bercow, whom I otherwise admire, has not selected the Viking Party amendment with my “Norway Plus Swords” model for today’s #IndicativeVotes. We are following all developments carefully. #Brexit xitter.cf/canutusrex/status/1071…
I encourage everyone to support the "Norway Plus Swords" model as the only lasting solution to #Brexit: I invade Britain with an army of Norwegian mercenaries, retake my ancient throne, and bring an end to all this nonsense.
King Cnut the Great retweeted
While being in charge of the chancery I have always aimed to act with political neutrality for the good of the realm, I must agree with my Lord King's wise words on this matter.
I am convinced that Mme Theresa de May must resign, for the good of the country, and if she will not, the Althing must remove her. #MayMustGo #Brexit
King Cnut the Great retweeted
I encourage everyone to support the "Norway Plus Swords" model as the only lasting solution to #Brexit: I invade Britain with an army of Norwegian mercenaries, retake my ancient throne, and bring an end to all this nonsense.
You all know that I do not say this lightly: Mme Theresa de May is unfit, on every conceivable level, to be leader of this country. She is a danger to the safety and prosperity of the realm. #Brexit
Theresa May tells the British public "I'm on your side" and it's "high time" MPs made a decision over Brexit bbc.in/2JsiitE
A leader, especially so in a crisis, must possess ability, adroitness, insight, and imagination. Mme de May is in possession of none of these. She decided on one policy three years ago and has stubbornly stuck to it, even after it has proved an abject failure. #Brexit
I am convinced that Mme Theresa de May must resign, for the good of the country, and if she will not, the Althing must remove her. #MayMustGo #Brexit
Dear Mme @Theresa_May: This is how you break the gridlock in the British Althing. Let each #Brexit faction appoint a champion. Land them on some small island and let them fight the holmgang until only one remains. Theirs is the outcome favoured by God and destiny. #MeaningfulVote
King Cnut the Great retweeted
Personally I favour the Norway option and I'm looking forward to direct rule from Oslo
King Cnut the Great retweeted
My Lord King @CanutusRex would take this opportunity to remind those in authority that the phrase ALL MEN stands for ALL PEOPLE (regardless of gender, sex, race or nation) & is neither an error of the Chancery nor matter for negotiation. He would also wish all a Happy New Year.
King Cnut the Great retweeted
When you’re feelin’ down and need to bring Brexit down, who you gonna call? Knud den Store!!
I encourage everyone to support the "Norway Plus Swords" model as the only lasting solution to #Brexit: I invade Britain with an army of Norwegian mercenaries, retake my ancient throne, and bring an end to all this nonsense.