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Sweet like caramel, vicious like a chainsaw, 100% Mancunian Madness. #YouBetterRun

Joined December 2020
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Champions League Final Euro 2020 Final Community Shield I am narked off as fuck with football right now.
SHIT... this is actually fucking happening...
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Caramel Cane retweeted
If the early 2000s England was the Golden Generation, this is the Super Golden Turbo Edition Generation.
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Shame no fans could attend the game from the UK, but luckily we have a lot of expats! Come to think of it, I'm an expat?!
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England are the first team in Euro history to start their campaign with five clean sheets in a row! 🧱 England 1-0 Croatia England 0-0 Scotland England 1-0 Czech Republic England 2-0 Germany England 4-0 Ukraine
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IT'S COMING HOME! TIME TO CELEBRATE AND GET DRUNK AS FUCK! #icandooc
What's with the Leavenworths and talking about marks?!
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CRAP, who woke the boss up?
Gotta get back to the UK and Spoons. I haven't had an Empire State Burger in months.
Actually, while I'm here: @SinisterlyRich - give me one good reason why I shouldn't make a shishkebab out of your scrawny arse next week. I haven't forgotten what happened in BCW on your watch.
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Bye Froggies don't let the door hit your arse. IT'S COMING HOME!!!
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Looking for a new football team. Any suggestions?
90% of @UPRISINGFED roster: Talk shit on opponents on Twitter before a match. @RebirthOfIgnis: Fawn over opponent's hair colour before a match. This is why we love you Iggle. Never change!
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CITY LAYING THE BEATDOWN ON CHELSEA!!!
Deck the halls with boughs of holly. Falalalala lalalala. Ricky's gonna get bricked by Lolly. Falalalala lalalala. @UPRISINGFED @SinisterlyRich
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RENO... IT'S TIME TO PARTY!
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