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I don't ever want to see another movie where the ultra-competent woman has to stand aside because some doofus dude is the "chosen one"
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He's very handsome and hates Democrats, where's the mystery here.
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Cat Turd Two: "My pageviews are down 3%, I demand an invetigation into the vast conspiracy against my tweets"
Elon: On it right away sir!
User: "why are you censoring an anti-Modi documentary at his behest?"
Elon: "I do not pay attention to what happens at...Twitter, was it?"
What the fuck Henry? Seriously, what the fuck?
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Though crypto is objectively more evil and stupid by design my gut says that for normal people the sports betting legalization wave is gonna do pound for pound way more damage.
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The judge I clerked for wouldn’t get in an elevator if it might contain people who wanted to influence his decisions.
Brett Kavanaugh was seen hanging out at a Republican party with Matt Gaetz, Sebastian Gorka, Sean Spicer, and Erik Prince, per @politico.
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OK, so I'm about halfway through the ABSOLUTION, the Dragon Age show and... It's not great? The characters are entirely unorganic, like you fed an AI every bit of DA fanfic in existence and told it "make it exactly like that."
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Me comparing England and France on most cultural and culinary endeavors [music excluded]: 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Me when England and France are playing soccer in international tournaments:
OK, so I'm about halfway through the ABSOLUTION, the Dragon Age show and... It's not great? The characters are entirely unorganic, like you fed an AI every bit of DA fanfic in existence and told it "make it exactly like that."
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like, all you freaks who love Tom Bombadil have never had to interact with a Tom Bombadil
Oh goddamnit
Fleetwood Mac singer-songwriter Christine McVie dies aged 79, her family says bbc.in/3VD6u8f
Fucking Sweeeet
The first asymmetric livery Formula E has ever seen 🤯
Presenting the @JaguarRacing I-TYPE 6 ⚫⚪
