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Delusions of Candor

@CandorDelusions

Just a guy trying to figure it out.

Joined May 2025
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There were days, and there were days And there were days between Summer flies and August dies
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Hey, @voiceofpaulral nice interview with coach this morning. Thought you might like this.
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0. Un-skippable previews on Blu-ray movies.
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Humanity's worst inventions, ranked 1. QR code menus 2. Tiktok 3. Sin 4. OneDrive 5. Unskippable cutscenes in video games 6. Ohio 7. Mustard gas 8. The designated hitter rule 9. Zoom meetings 10. Communism
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Be @SpaffordMusic instead: one song first set. Epic. MKE was rad, too.
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FOUR SONG SECOND SET !!!!!!
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He is the Sisko.
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Been playing guitar for 37 years. I just discovered DADGAD. Damn, what a treat.
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There’s a new study that links marijuana to sitting around and getting high.
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If you haven’t seen the Colin Hay E town performance, what are you even doing with yourself?
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J.D.@SwirlHaggardJan 17
Brian Moss is a bad motherfucker
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Winterfest Wish Lyrics 1/10 [Intro] This year, there’s a new home for the holidays Join me on winter island where the loot is as deep as the snow And dreams come true for those in the know Grab your merriest pickaxe, squad up And make all our wishes come true #Fortnite
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Winterfest Wish Lyrics 3/10 [Chorus, cont.] This Winterfest will be the best All the loot we’ll find this winter time [Verse 1] My winter wish for Lil’ Whip and Split It’s some ice cream cone float with some Fishstick drip A sticker for Peely, hear the shield potion pop
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That’s enough for now.
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Delusions of Candor (@CandorDelusions) profile pictureDelusions of Candor@CandorDelusions25 Dec 2025
Waiting in queue. This is Fortnite.
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Waiting in queue. This is Fortnite.
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Delusions of Candor (@CandorDelusions) profile pictureDelusions of Candor@CandorDelusions25 Dec 2025
Is it over yet? Is Fortnite back up?
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Is it over yet? Is Fortnite back up?
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Delusions of Candor (@CandorDelusions) profile pictureDelusions of Candor@CandorDelusions25 Dec 2025
Fortnite is down on Christmas.
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Fortnite is down on Christmas.
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When Fortnite is back up on Christmas.
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Delusions of Candor (@CandorDelusions) profile pictureDelusions of Candor@CandorDelusions25 Dec 2025
When Fortnite is down on Christmas.
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When Fortnite is down on Christmas.
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