26, Bisexual & Pangender, All/Any, Unprofessional yapper about sports (Ravens, Blazers, & Liberty Fan), games, & life | #VeroHu #CassEva #Shinkul #IceTea

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Joined April 2013
Finally decided to update this. Iโ€™m no designer so just accept this thing I threw together on google slides. This is me and 99% what I yap about.
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The Cat ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
I got both posts ready this time gang. Letโ€™s get it
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The Bucks couldโ€™ve absolutely dominated the 2020โ€™s after their finals run but Khris got hurt that following year and then they blew it up and traded him for Kyle fuckin Kuzma and it ruined everything for them. If Khris and Jrue stay, they easily get one more. Easily.
At his peak Khris was an all NBA guy, but for a few weeks in 2021 he could look your favorite player of all time in the eyes and absolutely refused to blink
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Cam spitting facts and this be the shit I be trying to say. Yes, Lamar underperforms in some of his postseason games. Yes. He needs to be better. But god damn football is a team sport and everybody gotta lock in and these mfs donโ€™t be locking in for him.
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Just punt the damn ballโ€ฆ
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE ENDING YOU WILL EVER SEE!!!! NC STATE +3.5 AND ML THE WORST LOSS OF ALL TIME ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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The Cat ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ retweeted
Never change Sabrina ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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This is what real hate for your rivals looks like. None of this bitching at them on Twitter or burning jerseys or whatever. This is real, ethical hating. And the whole league is full of them? This is hilarious to me and I love it.
Iโ€™m in a fantasy football league with all Niners fans and nobody drafts Rams players. Puka literally on waivers rn ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโœŒ๐ŸฝโœŒ๐ŸฝโœŒ๐Ÿฝ
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Doing some walking around at work and Iโ€™m enjoying listening to this chipotle employee going OFF about a coworker to presumably a friend or partner or somebody on the phone. I canโ€™t make out everything sheโ€™s saying but man sounds like whoever she talking about dumb as hell lmao
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Iโ€™ve discussed it a few times but I feel like the perfect answer is Linkin Park. From Zero was rated well & you can just have Emily do that and then your guest appearances can be lead singers from other rock groups to do Chesterโ€™s songs. We make it one big tribute to him.
JAY-Z and the NFL are reportedly struggling to lock down a Super Bowl halftime performerโ€ฆ โ€œJAY-Z might do it himself and bring some friends along with himโ€ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿšจ (via Daily Mail)
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OH THAT'S MONEYYY, SAB ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ’ฐ Clock it for @sabrina_i20 ๐Ÿค | #LIGHTITUPNYL๐Ÿ—ฝ
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This is what happens when you introduce a 7 seed. Buffalo gets to beat up on old man Philip Rivers, Skylar Thompson, Mason Rudolph, and rookie Bo Nix cause the NFL decides we need more playoff games. Yall know the 2024 Eagles the only 2 seed to win a SB since they expanded?
Do people realize how insane this is?? Buffalo not only doesnโ€™t have a ring in this span.. They donโ€™t even have a Super Bowl APPEARANCE
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Itโ€™s such a nothing debate, but as time goes on, I think we need to go back to the old Jersey number rules. Or at the very least, only QBs, Kickers, and Punters should wear single digits. Also real shit, has anyone made 0 look good? 0 a basketball number.
It's been a couple years now and I'm ready to say it Jahmyr Gibbs looked cooler wearing 26
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โ€œI Will Give You My Allโ€ son or โ€œDevil Triggerโ€ daughter?
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Iโ€™m all for glaze but yall donโ€™t be understanding how good Marino was. Homie was collecting All-Pros left and right in an era with Montana, Young, Elway, Favre and them. Heโ€™d have more MVPs if he got to play in the โ€œonly QBs win MVPsโ€ era. Heโ€™s him, even without the ring.
Allen or Lamar touch SB hardware and Iโ€™m putting those niggas over Brees, Elway, and Marino instantly
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โ€œThe Colts started 8-2 last yearโ€ Their wins: Miami (mid) Denver (was always in one score games) Titans (ass) Raiders (ass) Cardinals (ass) Chargers (respectable but lost games to Giants, DC, and barely beat Miami prior to this game) Titans again (ass) Falcons (needed OT)
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So yea they did, but the Chargers & Broncos are the only real quality wins. Gave the Rams a fight so Iโ€™ll respect it but then put up a dud against the Steelers. Even if Jones stays healthy and you win maybe 1 or 2 of those late season games, youโ€™re still getting first rounded
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Iโ€™m not allowed to shit talk Allen anymore cause my friend (Steelers fan btw) says I do it too much or that I hate for no reason. So Iโ€™ll just say GG Josh and thank you and Cook for the fantasy points in one of my fantasy leagues lmao
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So I mustโ€™ve missed this story but damn Tre dumb as hell. But thatโ€™s just religious nuts for ya. They think their life has to be enforced on everyone. Forget what actually might be happening, bro rather focus on some shit that dont matter.
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I got both posts ready this time gang. Letโ€™s get it
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Big dicking Grievous on his own turf with a smile on his face. No one can fw my goat. He is him.
Kit Fisto going up against General Grievous just put him in my hall of fame because holy fuck this guy is awesome LOOK AT THE WAY HE CAUGHT THAT LIGHTSABER ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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