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down to clown around. go gators

Florida
Joined March 2011
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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Cameron retweeted
Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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can i come over and be floridian
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Cameron retweeted
Just watched a UCF tailgater earnestly ask a BYU fan “well, would you want to shotgun a soda?” 😭
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Cameron retweeted
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
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Cameron retweeted
i almost died in a horrific microsoft authenticator accident
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Cameron retweeted
i’m all nervous no system
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Cameron retweeted
fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser
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they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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Jeremy Lin still the best player in the NBA. – at West Des Moines, IA
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Cameron retweeted
before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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Cameron retweeted
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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Cameron retweeted
I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over
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[seeking investors]: so we've invented a machine that dilutes all of human creative endeavour, so that, someday soon, nothing will have the capacity to provoke wonder; that we hope will render every task futile and joyless; and the good news is, we also expect it to kill us all
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When Christopher Nolan and Tom Cruise collaborate they’re just gonna title it ‘Movie’ and it’ll gross $5 billion
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Cameron retweeted
ok, sure why not
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Cameron retweeted
don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge
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A Green Heron goes into maximum neck mode to grab a tadpole and then resets into minimum neck mode after the snack was acquired.
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