Just tweeting real life facts everyday

Windy city
Joined July 2009
Standing on 6’4 in height but 36 in age #HappyBirthday to me 🎈🍾👀🤪
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You'll never be too much for someone who can't get enough of you.
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Condom sex is like when you got a real bad cold and can't taste anything but you still eat because you hungry
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Thick Thigh Twitter always got a "HIM" stashed somewhere but "don't talk to nobody"
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If she got thick thighs she deserves whatever she wants
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You gotta sometimes send her that good morning text saying you appreciate her.
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Dear God Today bless my week, remind me to guard my space, to pray always, that laugher is good for my soul & that energy is vital. Amen🙏🏾
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Chicago bout to take over Mercedes Benz stadium today.
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Make your intentions crystal clear so we both don't waste our time.
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Your stretch marks will never get in the way of our love beautiful
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Nothing your new girl hate more than you defending your ex when she talk bad about her
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Y'all love calling people your "ex" on here after texting for a few months, & never seeing each other in person.
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Once you in your 40s condom days are over.
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Harold’s chicken for dinner
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My boy happy birthday… mines was yesterday 💪🏾💪🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾
It’s my oldest son 16th birthday 🥹🥳💙
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Never let ya ex get too comfortable with "the new nigga". Gotta jump back in her life like u want her from time to time
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Food so high now I don’t eat till i start shaking a lil bit 😩😭
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Women who appreciate your good morning text & phone calls >>>>
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People borrow your money with a smile but return it with an attitude ...
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