Paris retweeted
Sandwiches over $12 should come with fries
My dog broke my vase with his tail cause he had the zoomies!!! Accidents happen but now I don’t have a vase for my flower 🥬
Best thing you can do for yourself as an adult, is learn to cook! Nothing more liberating than grabbing ingredients with a general gameplan than just executing!
I need these phases of pitying myself and self loathing to recharge my turn up meter. Then I can return as a contributing member of society and to my network
New challenge for the week, unless necessary (grocery shopping, emergency travel etc) I will not be driving my car the rest of the week
When someone is selling something and they say, “it wont last long at this price” trust me they are still overcharging you
Why do ppl get into political debates knowing they are uneducated on many matters they support? Serious question
Fuck i havent been on a rollercoaster in forever i might hit Michigan’s Adventure just to feel something!!
I get how a Deep Fried Oreo sounds. But plz don’t come in here telling me they’re gross. They simply are not, they are fucking delicious. Bad FOR you 1000%, but if its this good for your soul how bad can it really be???
Paris retweeted
Jeff Teague on playing Jaden Ivey
I was like, "He can't guard me." He came down so fast, swung. I was like, "Yeah, I'm cooked." I went home thinking about that.“
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