@Calvin_Orion
CalvinOrion.com
Joined August 2019
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She talking bout ‘Wish You Were Here’ but I don’t listen to no Pink Foid
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I wobbled too hard at the wedding and now it hurts to walk
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johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl@heiscomeheismeOct 17
IF YOU AIM AN UNLOADED GUN AT A MIRROR AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE"
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mission accomplished
🅱️ophie@BophieeOct 18
They’re tryna get me drunk !!!
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I love my Latina Chinese wife
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Interesting day one. Land at 10 can’t check in till 3. I have not been able to sleep for 3 days. And after getting picked up by my friends I had to immediately leave the car at the red light and throw up in a Starbucks bush. I got a chocolate milk tho so we good
Calvin@Calvin_OrionOct 14
Meant to make a tweet about it after stream yesterday, but I’ll be leaving for a bit to officiate a wedding and will hopefully be back online the 21st. Thank you to those in stream listening to me yap about life and health updates. I’ll see yall later :3
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Gears of War E-sex day was incredibly amazing. I hope Lucas gets a refund on those tickets, it was a whole months pay.
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Meant to make a tweet about it after stream yesterday, but I’ll be leaving for a bit to officiate a wedding and will hopefully be back online the 21st. Thank you to those in stream listening to me yap about life and health updates. I’ll see yall later :3
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Junk drone:
Engineer RoR 2.exe 🏳️‍⚧️@Engineer_RoR2Oct 13
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A lot of shit happening but I’m at least down to EXACTLY 220 pounds so I’m pretty happy about that
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"amor, estou quase chegando em casa, acho bom você não estar carburando o cigarro woke" Eu, no auge da minha imprudência:
𝐕@tuitesfelizessOct 10
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This:
femme bella ESENCIA NO VA@ladybuglovebuggOct 5
"no one is 100% gay" daughter or "lesbians would fold for me" son
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Going through old pictures and damn I should go blonde again
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I love when my body decides to stay awake for 3 days and have a resting heart rate of 140. It’s REALLY cool when it does that and totally doesn’t annoy me
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The Rape University - @Cornell Part II - I refuse to be silenced.
Alex Anders 🕯️@straycomradeSep 26
They raped a drugged and barely conscious woman for 7 hours and got essays as a punishment? Tear it all down.
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i spent all my free time over the last two years building ALATURKA from scratch, entirely on livestreams with a $0 budget. it is basically a PS2-era 70s Istanbul GTA with heavy driving physics and döner kebab deliveries. here is the new official trailer. RTs appreciated.
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Neither is the armpit but Imma still #fuckit
Dr. Sharyf
@drsharyfSep 21
THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN THE ANUS IS NOT A SEXUAL ORGAN
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i love this video
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There is a God
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My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s
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