Rogue One hills I’m prepared to die on: It has the best droid in K2S0 When you consider the camera work and use of old footage - it has the best space ship battle. It has the most emotional resonance It has the best version of Darth Vader

New project begins - Build: Trade Federation Troop Transport youtu.be/FWYEspU4B-o?si=jS0P… via @YouTube

I’ve avoided this platform for a long while now but I’ve returned briefly because I need to rage - The web browser version of PowerPoint is absolute dogshit. It’s buggy as all hell and missing some really basic features. Not good enough @Office not even close to good enough.

Fallen foul of not reading the fine print on @eBay_UK boost listing setting… ‘boost now from £1.50’ is actually a % of the final sell price, not £1.50 Idiot.

My top 5 most played songs of 2022 ⁦@Sheprock99⁩

Ruby Sundae is a stripper name

I have a Sprigatito and she will not be evolving because her evolutions look like they were drawn by the work experience kid

The biggest change I’ve noticed across the Pokémon series is how much nicer your mum’s house gets. #PokemonViolet

I do not exist anywhere else but here

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One of my former students is playing for the Lionesses tonight!

I was doing some Christmas shopping on a website that had a persistent shower of tiny gold stars falling down from the top of the screen. I thought I was having a fucking stroke

Not my best work but after turning 36 yesterday I finally finished the 30th birthday present my lovely wife bought me. @WarComTeam

I’m 36 tomorrow, at what point is the midlife crisis supposed to kick in?

This is going to be Ali-G in da house levels of closeness

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Right, I seem to have missed the “Yarrick is dead” info - where/when/how?

Current score in Turning-on-the-central-heating-in-the-run-up-to-winter-chicken is: Humans 1-2 House. The house gave in and fired up the radiators at 1603 this afternoon.

Christ, imagine being stuck in the jungle with Matt Hancock…

From Iron Cometh Strength