(He/Him) 30, not flirty and barely surviving!

Strathaven, Scotland
Joined May 2012
What's the difference between a non-registered and registered care manager? #TheTraitorsUK
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Omg watching @TiaKofi roast on #DragRaceUK when I have a viral infection is not the one! Been coughing up a lung the past 5 mins laughing 😩🤣. Been to the doctors once already today!
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What drives me CRAZY: Why are the traitors called "traitors" but the faithfuls are called the "faithful." Surely it's FaithfulS?! #TheTraitorsUK
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When I say we had the best in-flight experience ever with @TUIUK , I'm not exaggerating! TOM1449 ACE-GLA 14/12 & a week before GLA-ACE 07/12 , cabin manager Paula was outstanding! Made us feel so special on our honeymoon. Hope she is on our '24 flights we have booked!
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My @TheSims Plumbob tattoo finally fully healed 😆🙌 #tattoo #TheSims #plumbob
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TWITTER GIVEAWAY* 🎁 Retweet for a chance to win a copy of #TheSims4 Growing Together (PC & Console) ✅ Ends June 11th, 2023 at 6PM CET. We'll announce the winner shortly after 💜 *Must follow so we can DM the winner ✨
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Just received an email from @AskNationwide re-confirming why I've stuck with them as my main account for so many years 👌
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Ultimate day: Get up early and take the duvet to the sofa & watch The Wizard of Oz then The Sound of Music while intermittently napping. Nice hot bath with incense burning & spa music. Play The Sims 4 in the afternoon then have a Chinese for dinner 👌 Sadly, adulthood...
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I'm off work this Friday & I low-key can't WAIT to get my snoody on & play @TheSims all day. Not had a Sims day in over a YEAR!
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Why do I feel that no matter which #SNP leader we get, they won't have anywhere near as much support for the #LGBTQIA community as @NicolaSturgeon ? We are in 2022, not 1952. #WithdrawYourResignationNicola
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Watching @thevoiceuk on catch up & makes me really wanna take up singing again. Not as a job anymore. Been there, done that. Doing it as a job sucked all enjoyment out for me. Let too many people get in my head/decide my worth and ability in the past. Wanna do it for me & only me
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Fully grown adults should NOT(!!!) be allowed to refer to food as "yummy" unless they have young kids 😷 gives me the ick!
Asking the family who they would rather be the next PM. My brother's answer: "That's like asking if you prefer shit flavoured snot or snot flavoured shit." Couldn't sum it up better myself 🤣🤣🤣. Bring on indy ref @NicolaSturgeon #Indyref2023 #ToryLeadershipContest
Having watched #SellingTheOC , all I wanna do now is build houses on @TheSims . Pity all my houses just end up big oversized boxes 🤣🤦‍♂️
I'm all for a civilian/non-influencer version of #bbuk2023 as well, but @Balegde_ & GK Barry NEEEEED to be in there!!!
At this stage, I think all the girls should just split the money & be done with it. #LoveIsland
This is why Billy is my favourite. Coulda went in for it with Gemma but didn't... Kinda wish he did just to see Luca's face 🤣 #LoveIsland
"One rule for the boys, one rule for the girls" ... What bloody planet are Dami & Andrew on?! #LoveIsland
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