Seahawks // Yankees // United // Dogs

Joined October 2013
Just a pretty shit football team, really.
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It’s not perfect but it’s better. Baleba has been quality.
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Every single one of my sports teams are a bit rubbish and that’s okay.
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Sadiq Khan is the greatest mayor this city has ever had.
Electrified transport has changed London forever.
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55 years of age.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G on the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger: “The only merger that’s happening tonight is me and Sydney Sweeney’s babylons.”
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Talk of the devils this morning is just 30 minutes of absolute nothing. They are terrified of criticising the club in any capacity. Suggested that Martinez’s comments were him angling for a move.
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Get rid of that little 5 foot nothing prick asap. Hate him.
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The ‘butcher’. Do me a favour.
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Players demanding noise from the fans when they can’t string two passes together. Fuck off.
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BIG TIME VOLPE
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ARROZZZZZZZZ
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Just met the absolute giant of a human being that is @Feargal_Sharkey. Keep up the good fight against the corrupt water companies 🫡
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Born in New York. Born for the moment. Luis García Jr.
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Me but in 2026.
Enjoying my rediscovery of Maximo Park this morning...so good!
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Seahawks appear have a red zone issue 🫠
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2026 Carlos Rodon
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Terrible. Draw harsh on Fulham. We’re in big trouble.
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I don’t want to badmouth Carrick at all, but for the second game ins a row you’re bringing on a striker you were desperate to get rid of in the summer. It’s a joke.
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The fact that Zirkzee is rewarded with more game time after his performance midweek is a disgrace, really.
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Should’ve blown Argentina up when we had the chance
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