Occasional critic, human disaster, naïve progressive. Words: @SetTheTape, @soundspheremag, @LWLies, @stereogum, and my own place. (They/them.)

UK
Joined October 2021
Finally made the move over to the Blue place, since that actually seems to be taking off now. Find me and, mutuals, share your deets so I can keep up with you. This account will be dormant from now on, unless Twitter ever gets its shit together. It's been an honour.
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At last, my Top 50 Songs of the Year series (presumptively) comes to a complete close on the 10 I could not live without in 2024. If we're going out, we're really going out on top. calliepetch.com/2024/12/30/t…
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Day 3 of my Top 50 Songs of 2024 series and we're shooting through a #30 - #11 run with more emotional whiplash than a season of Arcane! calliepetch.com/2024/12/29/t…
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Friends, strangers, mutual enemies, it's finally time to properly unveil my Top 50 Songs of 2024. We begin with #50 to #31. Feel free to start scrutinising and speculating! calliepetch.com/2024/12/28/t…
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This would typically be the point where I start unveilling the Top 50 Songs of the Year. However, 2024 was so goddamned incredible for music, I ended up with a bunch of almosts I needed to share before we get down to business. calliepetch.com/2024/12/27/t…
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Whilst I'm back on this toxic dumpster fire site to pimp Listmas before fleeing back to BlueSky, I'd just like to announce that I am buying up all available stock for Paper Boyfriend going into 2025. They're quickly becoming one of my favourite new music-centric video essayists.
the first annual PAPER BOYFRIEND AWARDS is live on youtube! check out my thoughts on the best music to come out this year: youtu.be/x7gYWqDMiVA
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Hopping back on once a day for the next week only because Listmas has officially started and I want to get eyes on these exhausting pieces I wrote. Here's Part 1 of me ranking all 46 (proper) gigs I saw this year. Back tomorrow with another part. calliepetch.com/2024/12/23/2…
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#NowPlaying: "The Past is Still Alive" by @HFTRR.
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Best season in a long time, even with FIA bullshit doing its best to cloud things. See you all again in March! #AbuDhabiGP
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Come for the catty Catholics and political gamesmanship, stay for the moving exploration of a crisis of faith and Ralph Fiennes reluctant yet cold career standout performance. An excellent drama. #Conclave
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Would also make a great double bill with the thematically similar, and similarly excellent, Juror #2. #Conclave
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Callie Petch retweeted
🎵 On Boxing Day. Robbie Williams looks to entertain you as a CGI monkey in #BetterMan. ✏️@CalliePetch lets love be their energy in their ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review, declaring it a biopic unafraid to go for gigantic swings at every possible op. Read HERE: moviemarker.co.uk/better-man
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Oh wow, people were not exaggerating at all when they said Devil May Cry 2 absolutely sucks, huh?
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Made my debut at @MovieMarker to let you all know that Better Man, the Robbie Williams biopic where he's a CGI monkey, is both good enough to act as an apologia for Greatest Showman and one of the bolder mainstream movies in recent times. #BetterManMovie moviemarker.co.uk/better-man
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Major thanks to @LegallyBOD for taking my review pitch on this one and therefore helping me justify an expensive last-minute train journey to my depressive mind!
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