Some of these tweets may be funny, you’re welcome x

Exeter, England
Joined June 2016
For anyone who’s not an Exeter fan I want to contextualise this: Jay’s dad Adam passed away of cancer, aged 31, whilst still an Exeter player. The number 9 shirt was retired for 9 years in his honour. 12 years later, his son will wear the famous 9 shirt for Exeter City ❤️
✍️ H O M E C O M I N G 🤩 We are delighted to announce the signing of Jay Stansfield on loan from @FulhamFC for the rest of the 2️⃣2️⃣/2️⃣3️⃣ season ❤️ #ECFC #OneGrecianGoal
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Rare tweet, but we might need a fun one in the world right now. Game I’m at tonight been delayed by about 10 minutes as this fox has done 3 laps of the pitch. Linesman eventually able to usher him through a fence to restart play. Non league remains undefeated. #NonLeague
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Remind you of anyone?
Jay Stansfield has run himself into the ground for England. Been superb, especially out of possession, pressing. Inevitably tiring. Subbed off for Nwaneri. #ENG #ESPENG
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Really excited to announce my new project 😍
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You ever felt heartbreak before? Yes, just one time…
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. #WWEChamber
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Sonya there coming back to save her baby. #EastEnders
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Callad Gale retweeted
The absolute best part of that finale #GavinAndStacey 😢
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I’m embarrassed to say in my living room was some complete loser crying to a show like the Gavin and Stacey finale. It was me, I was the loser. Smithy asking for Mick’s approval 😭😭 It was beautiful. #GavinAndStacey
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Was feeling a bit too positive and Christmassy this morning so I listened to ‘Christmas Lights’ by Coldplay to make sure I’m not getting ahead of myself here x
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And now he’s scored against us, this lad is just 100% Hollywood narrative. What a player and what a family ❤️
For anyone who’s not an Exeter fan I want to contextualise this: Jay’s dad Adam passed away of cancer, aged 31, whilst still an Exeter player. The number 9 shirt was retired for 9 years in his honour. 12 years later, his son will wear the famous 9 shirt for Exeter City ❤️
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I’d say English tutoring would have been a great start.
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Nothing better than when your favourite 90s boyband writes a song about your favourite 90s movie 😍 #TakeThat
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My Spotify has just played a song called “Next to you” and followed it with “Next to me” Feel like my music’s controlled by the chuckle brothers here
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A sentence I never thought I’d say but Simon Roberts is really fit.
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All these fake Oasis fans crashing the website is pissing me off. I’ve been a fan of Liam and Neil for years, let me through!! #Oasis #Ticketmaster
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It is mad that one of the biggest British bands of all time are about to get back together! With songs that as a nation we have sung like an anthem and now millions of crowds will get to sing it again 😍 Not long now guys until we can unite to sing ‘Mama Do the Hump’
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Forgot what it’s like working from home at your parents house… My mum just stuck her head into a meeting I was in to let me know she’s going outside to hang the washing out… Because heaven forbid I not know she’s going to be outside for 5 minutes.
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My mums knows nothing about football… but she’s knows this @OfficialECFC @England #england #euros
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There’s only one thing you need to know and it’s that we’re amazing at them…
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People necking on in a pub should be a genuine crime and I wanna hear that in Sunak and Starmer’s manifesto
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Never in doubt 😎 Congratulations to Ollie Watkins on making the England Euro’s Squad. Some achievement for Ollie as well as everyone involved with the @OfficialECFC academy.
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