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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. Iโ€™ll be the CEO. Weโ€™re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, weโ€™re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/businโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ I donโ€™t ask for your help often, but I need it nowโ€ฆmy friendโ€™s 16-year-old has gone missing. Please spread this far and wide, and if you have any information about their whereabouts, call the number on this flyer.
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The 21st of April ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Happy Fog Day! #JohnCarpenter #TheFog
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where heโ€™s remembering John Candyโ€ฆdamn man.
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EXCLUSIVE:ย Stephan Elliott, who directed the celebrated cult classicย The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,ย tells @BazBam that a sequel โ€œis happeningโ€ and that the original movieโ€™s stars Terence Stamp, Guy Pearce and Hugo Weavingย are back โ€œon boardโ€ 30 years after the filmโ€™s initial release tinyurl.com/mrypuee4
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Beautiful styles bring on beautiful smiles ๐Ÿ˜„
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Joe Flaherty, the actor, writer and comedian known for his roles on the Canadian sketch comedy series โ€œSecond City Televisionโ€ and โ€œFreaks and Geeks,โ€ died on Monday. He was 82. variety.com/2024/film/news/jโ€ฆ
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LOU LOU LOU!!! Thank you for the love and inspiration. We will always speak your name with great Pride and Respect ๐Ÿฅฒโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ #LouGossettJr
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MY DOG IS MISSING IN LOS ANGELES ๐Ÿ†˜ she was last seen near Kaiser hospital on Venice Blvd. PLEASE RT for my chihuahua mix, Rosie ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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That commercial used to wake EVERYONE up at 3 in the morning! So damn loud! Lmaoooooo
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RIP M. Emmet Walsh (1935 โ€” 2024). The last American actor who was allowed to look like this.
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I think that we should make Bruce Willis trend all day. Give this man some love for the DECADES of enjoyment he as brought the world. Happy Birthday Bruce. And YES Die Hard is a Christmas Movie
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