Executive Creative Director. Suburban Dad. Kansas Jayhawk. Food-lover.

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Joined April 2009
Fake arguing with your coach to distract the defense before throwing a half-look pass for a reverse alley-oop to break a 92-92 tie in the final minute of OT in a Sweet 16 game at MSG might be the coolest shit I’ve ever seen
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The squad debates partying on Mass Street
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we should do this more often
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We heard you might need a temporary home for the upcoming @NBA season, @Raptors. We'd love to have you in Kansas City. Mayor Lucas and members of the KS and MO delegation today encouraged the NBA and Raptors to select Kansas City as the team's host city for the 2020-21 season:
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Nation Calls For Return Of Theme Songs That Explain Show’s Whole Deal bit.ly/2YJPLVB
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Awesomeness.
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People outside KC don’t seem to get it yet—Pat is just different. Kansas City is so lucky. And you know what? Pat and Brittany are lucky to have KC.
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LOOK AT THIS! Missouri native Brad Pitt got into the #ChiefsKingdom spirit when a fan gave him a Chiefs hat to wear on the red carpet at the SAG Awards. He arrived just after they won! #GoChiefs #SAGAwards
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Our latest with @Oikos: Ares quit his day job as the Greek God of War to bring fresh (and possibly frightening) perspective to the Greek yogurt brand. bit.ly/2sRf5fQ
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Fake it until you get paid for faking it.
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perfect play calling in action
NFL Films
@NFLFilms24 Sep 2019
Somebody get number #4 a @Wendys 4 for $4 😂 @dak | @dallascowboys
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I wrote about the history and evolution of Brand Twitter from 2007 to now, including all the cringe, clapbacks, humor, humanization, fails, and sales vulture.com/2019/06/brand-tw…
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35 years ago today the “The Karate Kid” was released in theaters. This one’s for the fans. Thank you @RottenTomatoes Oral History of 'The Karate Kid' with Ralph Macchio and William Zabka | ... youtu.be/kHyGJowN1Mk via @YouTube
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Kansas City Chiefs
@Chiefs12 Dec 2018
This is how we rock. 🔥 TOMORROW #LACvsKC xitter.cf/Chiefs/status/10728797…
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one taught me love one taught me patience one taught me pain
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The catch tho! @tkelce
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@Chiefs5 Nov 2018
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Nice hurdle by @Kareemhunt7
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Kansas City Chiefs
@Chiefs26 Sep 2018
Yards Scrambled: 45 Ball Speed: 61.2 MPH Mahomes to Conley #TouchdownTuesday xitter.cf/Chiefs/status/10447565…
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Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
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