🚨EMPLOYEES & CUSTOMERS: THE BOSS IS MISSING! 🚨 Our beloved Boss was last seen with employee “Jerry” investigating a reported ghost sighting on Lincoln Street. Upon arrival, a mysterious white van pulled up and snatched the Boss right off the scene! Jerry’s headcam caught the whole thing. When questioned about the kidnappers, Jerry could only scream “AHHHH!” - apparently quoting the Boss’s final words. If you have any information on the Boss’s whereabouts, PLEASE contact us! We’d rather not involve the police, so we’re sending our own employees to bring him home. Employees who join the search will receive absolutely NO extra pay. But we’re sure the Boss will give you a nice pat on the back once he’s rescued. Let’s bring our Boss home!