Nerd, redneck, gentleman, statesman, Lefty wing nut, pastromi advocate.

G.R. Michigan
Joined February 2011
The other day my wife commented on all the Marvel T shirts I wear. I was wearing a Flash shirt. Rarely have I felt such disappointment.
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Let's be honest : The refugees being detained at JFK Airport have gone through more vetting than Donald Trump's cabinet. #Muslimban
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At the rate he's going in four years all Trump will have left to do is wake Cthulhu
Why aren't Tim Hortons employees forced to speak in a Canadian accent?
I would make a joke about the name of the Dong Hung Market but that would be beating a dead horse which they sell at the Dong Hung market
Tim Hortons employees should be required to speak in a Canadian accent
This fine 2013 Toscana pairs quite nicely with my microwave chicken pot pie
When it comes to eating fudge where is the line separating just glutenous from true mental issue?
Today I went to a Fair just to eat carnival food. I wholeheartedly accomplished my goal.
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The Democrats are fighting over two amazingly qualified candidates. The Republicans are deciding which live bug they'd rather eat.
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@themikenorton I'm late to the party but I just read battlepug for the first time. So fantastic man. Five Snort rating man