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What’s the acceptable range for a post-sneeze “God Bless You”, or other equivalent? Anything outside the immediate blast radius seems to be a bit rude.

If you go to kareoke and no one sings Wonderwall, did you really go to kareoke?

Stepping into an empty subway car, not knowing what horrors could have created such vacancy... – at Brooklyn, NY

Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods y’all – at Manhattan, NY

Cc @mulaney xitter.cf/nypost/status/98115739… – at Brooklyn, NY

Wolf drivng me home tonight – at Manhattan, NY

Literally this is the Uber I got – at Brooklyn, NY

Wildest ride home from work of my life. – at Manhattan, NY

. @stoolpresidente Colts feeling a bit deflated on this one? – at Brooklyn, NY

This is awkward xitter.cf/colts/status/960990535… – at Brooklyn, NY

Did Big Ben totally skip meeting Bortles at the end of the game? #JAXvsPIT – at Manhattan, NY

Just received a very pleasant @Uber ride in Boston from a gentleman named Berthin. Berthin is from Haiti and told me he is trying to get into football (they don’t play there) and will be watching the #Patriots game tonight after he gets done his shift. He belongs here. – at Boston, MA

Remember that time President Obama put his feet on his desk while on the phone? So unpresidential. – at Brooklyn, NY

Now I know what Robin Williams’ character felt like in Jumanji. xitter.cf/cnnpolitics/status/951… – at Manhattan, NY

My guess is that chlorophyll tastes like celery – at Manhattan, NY

Oct 19th perhaps a bit late in the cycle. Hopefully SM is more proactive in courting influential institutions this time around #mepolitics xitter.cf/mikeshepherdme/status/… – at Manhattan, NY