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Living the dream,or at least living...Freelance proofreader & copy writer. Sci-fi fan. Bi vers.Dress chav but don’t act chav stereotype 🏳️‍🌈

Scotland/London
Joined January 2020
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RT if you like chavs😈
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An actual butt plug set in actual Sainsbury’s. What a time to be alive! (Actually I love the normalising of this)
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Wordware AI roast! I’d love to be the age it guessed, but everything in the roast seems fair enough tbh
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I was just saying to @scottishkilt69 that even on days when I’m at work I dress #chav out of sight with my jocks etc - but @Gayguy654 is literally living my fantasy life. Inspiring mate
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Anyone know where to buy that kit? Asking for a friend
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Saw this model at an airport when travelling this week and for some reason thought of you @OliAworth96
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This is such a #chav post but ages ago my best Twitter pal @scottishkilt69 dared me to get a bit chavvy and have some, er, fun with myself on a train. Did it today. Got to hand it to him - yeh I was half embarrassed but also really enjoyed myself 😳😂
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Too much #chav, even for me, with these shoes maybe? #scally
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Well hello there, didn’t think of a cap and briefs being a good combo but here wow are…
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I’m that bored with January I’m back rebuilding my profile on a certain app again for first time in ages 😳 #chav #grindr
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Just chillin in a January evening way. Nike joggers mebbe showing too much but what can you do when you’re bored #chav
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there's an app for that
"I am very horny. All the time." —Charlie Puth gq.mn/eLmOhMu
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