Doug Heffernan is my fashion idol.

Joined February 2011
Every contest, Hawthorn have massive amounts front & centre and they walk it out
New rules are really improving the scoring
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Playing on out of the square and then hand balling...
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Why is Jake Kelly kicking in?
I wish we didn't trade for Bryce Gibbs
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We should've done skill work during the preseason instead of trying to make everything fun.
Would you believe that Kelly, Mackay and Douglas have all been shit as fuck so far? Shocking I know.
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I know It's only the 3rd game of the round, but in terms of rising star stuff: Walsh was good the other night, but Butters has been more influential today. Just a smart footballer.
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Remember in The Hunger Games where that guy disguised himself as a rock? That was fucking crazy.
Autistically screeching & calling everyone you disagree with a nazi is what got Trump elected. You fight bad ideas with good ideas. You all need to take a break from this fucking echo chamber. See you next Saturday. Go Crows.
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Has anyone done the "Rhys Palmer can't hit a target" joke yet?
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You want to take potshots at France & US? Your regime imprisons & kills people for “crimes” such as apostasy, homosexuality, blasphemy & adultery. You lock up & torture political dissidents & human rights campaigners. Take a seat, buddy.
Iranians are deeply shocked and saddened by Christchurch terror today. But we're not surprised. Banned from travel to the US, and not allowed to abide by our faith if attending French schools, we Iranians know too well what bigotry and hatred of Islam augur. #EndIslamophobiaNow
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Shout out to all those people who are shocked and saddened by horrible things but don't post about it on social media instantly. "Don't forget about me today, I'm sad too" - Anthony Jeselnik
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"Global acts of terrorism happen every day. You know what doesn't happen every day? I'm a pickle!"
If you are currently attacking Candace Owens for having been mentioned in the shooter's manifesto, you almost certainly did not read the manifesto and are doing precisely what the shooter hoped and predicted you would do.
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People blaming the Christchurch attack on Milo Yiannopolous, Jordan Peterson & PewDiePie... Fucking twitter.
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