They should have called long #covid, ForeverCovid21

🎶 It’s me, a pipe, I’m the problem I’m freezed 🎶

Sometimes I stop and think…sometimes.

Sitting here giggling at the word tetanus.

Decided to lose my check mark on here. What should I say to get it banned you think?

Anyone remember when Four Loko original recipe was our biggest problem?

Will Smith’s at my door, should I open it? 😧

This is my monthly post to let you know that eventually, your butt will look like your mom's butt.

I’m at Target, where are the NFTs?

Honestly, the main thing I hate about being a milinial? Spelling it.

There are just humans up in space in a big metal thing just flying around the earth all day, right now, and we’re all just going about our day going to Kroger. WILD

Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You ever get chased by a police dog?

What do you need right now?

App idea. FakeBank. It’s just an app that looks like your bank balance but you can enter whatever to make yourself feel better about your life choices.

Sitting in a dry bathtub watching TikToks.

Baby @lauramarano

👶 @ShawnMendes