Hey @AndersenWindows Purchased your Series 2000 storm door today. Opened and discovered it is missing the insect screen. Contacted your Door Solution Center. Their solution is me waiting for 21 days or more for this part. Unacceptable. Beware buyers!!

Am I the only one waiting for someone on one of these home renovation shows to walk into their newly remodeled bathroom and proclaim, "I can't wait to poop here!!!"

Hey @Wayfair Re: Your recent commercial declaration "Wings and ranch. Now it's a party." From all in Buffalo, where wings were invented/perfected, unless the dip is bleau cheese it's wrong. And definitely NOT a party.

I am parked nose to nose with some stranger in a parking lot. The last one to move gets to drive through without having to back up. Is anyone else deranged enough to get into these kinds of standoffs?

There is just something peaceful and calming when looking at the water.

You're allowed to envy me.

My DNA report tells me @SeanAstin and I are distant cousins. Saw you're endorsing and working for @KamalaHarris. Proud of you!! I stand with Cousin Sean!!!

Attended a Catholic Funeral Mass today. When I go I want that incense thurible to smell like mesquite. #BBQ4Ever

We should probably put the needs of others ahead of our wants more often than we do.

#WNYCorn season is here!! We all have our favorite (Silver Queen from Hiller's!!!!) but absolutely nothing wrong with these early ears from Harris Farms. Available at Niagara Produce. Serious yum!!!

There will be ribs. Oh yes. There will be beautiful baby-back ribs.

The view between Middleport and Gasport when your engine has died. Straining my eyes for the tow truck. I lacked the foresight to be stranded with an amorous companion.

With the same sense of anticipation and exhilaration as when Catholics elect a Pope.... My taxes are done and filed with four days to spare.

The post eclipse ribs are looking good!!

Post eclipse ribs just on the smoker.

I can't remember the last time I had a jelly donut. So wrong but so good!! A microcosm of so many of my life choices.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Happy Birthday me!!! 🎂

Am I the only one who thinks our political insanity might be yet pulled from the brink if Fred Rogers strolled into a joint congressional session and began with this..... Hello neighbors. I'm very disappointed in you.