The Snobs v The Slobs: Lines from the greatest sports movie of all time. “Gunga Galunga!” Compiled by @LooseImpediment ⛳️
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“I think this place is restricted Wang, so don’t tell them you’re Jewish ... okay, fine.”
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July 25, 1980 –
The greatest sports movie of all time is released:
“Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga!”
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Oh Mrs Crane...
I’m looking at you.
You wore green so you could hide.”
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"I want a burger.
No, I want a hot dog...
I want a milkshake...
I want potato chips...
I ...
“YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!”
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"Why don't you improve your lie a little Sir?”
“Yes, yes... winter rules."
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"My uncle says you've got a screw loose...”
“Oh yeah? Your uncle molests collies."
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“Hey! Can you make a Bullshot?
Can you make a shoe smell?
Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.”
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“Oh, Porterhouse!
Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is fine leather!
I want that wax stripped off!
I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois.
And I want them now! Chop chop!”
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"Ahoy Polloi...
Where did you just come from, a Scotch ad?!"
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“He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.”
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"Hey baby, you're alright...
You must have been something before electricity!"
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"He was night putting.
Just, putting. At night...
With the 15-year-old daughter of the Dean."
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"Oh this is your grandson?
Oh, wonderful boy, nice boy, he's a good boy.
I'll tell ya – now I know why tigers eat their young!"
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“I enjoy… skinny-skiing… going to bullfights on acid.
I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
“How do you mean?
Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?”
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“Spaulding, get dressed you’re playing golf today.
No I’m not Grandpa, I’m playing tennis...
You’re playing golf and you’re going to LIKE IT!
But what about my asthma?
I’LL GIVE YOU ASTHMA!”
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Cinderella story.
Out of nowhere.
A former greenskeeper, now about to become… the Masters champion.
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“You take drugs, Danny?
Every day...
Good.
So what's the problem?
I don't know..."
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“The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild. For this young Cinderella, outta nowhere, he's got about 350 yards left.
He's gonna hit about a 5-iron, l expect. Don't ya think? He's got a beautiful back swing.
That's – oh! He got all of that one!”
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“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here?
And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, ya know?
… this steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it!”
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