smile and the world smiles with you... fart and you fart alone

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Joined May 2009
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Sometimes I’m not an idiot. And other times I am awake.
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Today is the only day you can retweet this.
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Well - the entire crew of season two of #AdamRichmanEatsBritain has just been robbed. We were driving from Birmingham to London, stopped at a rest, stop in Barnet for exactly 4 1/2 minutes to use the restroom, and came back to our van completely cleaned out. All of the filming equipment is gone. Both of my suitcases with all of my possessions are gone. Backpack with my laptop and all of my medications are gone . And to make matters worse, because I have trackers on some of my possessions, and because of my laptop, I can see where these things are. But we have to wait here for the police. The rest stop won’t release the security footage until the police arrive. It’s been almost an hour. I’m going to share a few of the locations where I can see my possessions. Reward for anything found.
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me critiquing the contests when i’m quite literally sat on my sofa like this : #strictlycomedancing
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All MPs who voted to end the universal winter fuel allowance for pensioners, should be prevented from claiming any allowances or expenses for energy costs. For good.
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me realising I didn’t get a pre-sale ballot code #OasisLive25
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Calm down
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One of the few things we know for certain about the Southport incident is that if you are really concerned about it, it would be a very good idea to show that concern by giving blood.
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There’s been a change in government
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Blessing your timeline with a sheep in a hat
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Shania Twain comes on at the bar: “Let’s go girls” Me:
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BREAKING: Blackpool attacked by giant croissant.
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Don’t know who did this, but it’s so well done I just had to share. 💃
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"When I was 46 I stayed in and watched a sing off between a Rat and Dippy Egg because it was my favourite TV show" #MaskedSingerUK
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🎄🎅 #COMPETITION TIME 🎄🎅 It's the perfect time of year for LEGO - so we've teamed up to giveaway a £500 B&M Gift Card PLUS a LEGO bundle to ONE lucky winner! For a chance to #WIN, simply; 1) FOLLOW US 2) RT 3) COMMENT #BMLEGO Competition ends 9am 21/11/23
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
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This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. xitter.cf/kkMrRay/status/1665007…
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shitscaredmum@shitscaredmum11 May 2023
Dear @missdianemorgan this is a v long shot but is there any chance you could record a message (or even better - a video) to say hello to my daughter Laura? She's a huge fan & life is pretty short on joy at the moment. Every smile we get now is so precious. Thank you so much x
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