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Projected 1,472,195th round pick.

Joined November 2012
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Why don’t you work out the % increase from 16-20 and from 21-24. I’ll wait.
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That missed PAT could come back to haunt Georgia. #NationalChampionship #GeorgiaTCU #Georgia #TCU
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I have it on good authority that Kevin McCarthy has agreed to allow coke machines in the cafeteria. Matt Gaetz is expected to flip his vote immediately and Don Jr. has announced a bid for the House in 2024. #McCarthy #HouseSpeaker
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At the 11:00 mark, Elon says what we all suspected: verified accounts will be given priority and unverified accounts will be relegated to essentially junk mail. youtube.com/watch?v=GqhFQpRZ…
Wordle 272 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 You may ask yourself, "Is he a genius?" Look, I don't like labels...but if the shoe fits, I'll wear that sum'bitch.
Wordle 219 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Given this weekend's NFL games, a last second win was appropriate. Felt pretty hopeless after the third guess, though.
The moment she knew ☺️ @athiiing | #GigEm
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This guy’s pasture doesn’t have many fences.
Seth Small’s family watching him nail the game winning field goal vs Alabama. One of my favorite shots of the night. @12thManP
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There should be a rule that you don't forecast during a tied 4th quarter TAMU vs BAMA game 👍 can you tell when we won?
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Hey, @TexAgs, show Barrett Sallee some love youtu.be/4PQY1bNq4KQ via @YouTube
. @BarrettSallee with the freezing cold take of the year. “You’re probably going to want to find something else to do by the end of the 1Q” “Line is -17. Probably should be -24” “A&M can’t run, pass or block” @OldTakesExposed youtu.be/4PQY1bNq4KQ
Barrett Sallee Talks Alabama-Texas A&M youtu.be/4PQY1bNq4KQ via @YouTube @OldTakesExposed For the freezing cold take of the year, I give you @BarrettSallee “Think about going somewhere else after 1Q.” “Line is Bama -17. Should be 24.” – at South Riding, VA
Happy Birthday Ma... – at Port Arthur, TX
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My 1st Peloton ride to 1000 (mostly Power Zone) rides; 11,005 miles; 488,461 calories; 358,206 kj; and 22 days, 17 hours and 40 minutes of cycling later, and 12 billion gallons of sweat later. instagram.com/p/CQmNGGrhIXmz…
My 1st Peloton ride to 1000 (mostly Power Zone) rides; 11,005 miles; 488,461 calories; 358,206 kj; and 22 days, 17 hours and 40 minutes of cycling later. instagram.com/p/CQmMHprBhw-i…
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The #FBI needs you to help identify individuals who unlawfully entered the U.S. Capitol and assaulted law enforcement officers on January 6. Visit ow.ly/emCu50DcRkJ to see a new poster with more people. If you recognize someone, submit a tip at fbi.gov/USCapitol.
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